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Ich auch, Bruder. Ich auch.
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Half Goblin, half Hobbit.
Goblit.
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I had to go back and check because I had a feeling but
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Computer... Enhance
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My suspicions were confirmed
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THAT'S what was filling me with dread this entire time. They not only had the guy who made one of the best horror shorts I've ever seen as a silly character, but as a consultant because they decided they ALSO wanted to do some fucking scary VHS timeloop stuff.
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
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It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.
(His name is Timothy)
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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)
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Leverage Redemption + text posts
Bonus:
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Source.
So anyway watch Leverage.
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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it
He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system
meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes
they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode
it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.
the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down
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New Crow Time - When you drink from silly fountain you get cartoon powers.
If you love Crow Time, consider supporting our comics on Patreon! You can support all our comics for $5, or just Crow Time for $2! What a steal!
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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thinking about the czech anthem in comparison to the majority of other national anthems and we truly are the poor little meow meow of countries
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proč je ten chleba tak rychlej??? 😭
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How do you want to do this?
Goodbye, Faithful Caregiver.
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
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