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Spirit of Light

Photo by Arash Asghari 

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Golden Era

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When you accidentally mention the word ‘mother’ in front of any psychoanalyst:

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The Exorcist Directed by William Friedkin (1973)

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via sacraluna

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You know you’re lonely when you start to have dreams about people asking to be your friend.

Jesus Jo you are lonely.

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Why can't I be loved like this? 😭😭😭😭

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Rick is my spirit animal 😂😂😂

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These Sasquatch Searchers 😂😂😂😂

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My personal theories on Sasquatch

(No, I'm not a sasquatch searcher, so back off)

1. He's really an undiscovered ginger gorilla. An undiscovered species.

2. He's the last Neanderthal on Earth that's managed to evolve a little bit.

3. An inbred humanoid, think, human crossed with some kind of hairy critter native to America? Maybe an early human fucked some deer?

4. There's some toxins in the Forrest which causes people to sometimes see him. They're getting doped up but they're not knowing that they're hallucinating.

5. An urban myth created to scare people off from finding treasure or something of importance. This would definitely make sense if there are initiatives in the area to prevent people from meeting big foot or where he has been sighted has been closed off to the public.

6. The government know about Sasquatch. They met him back when JFK was charge and decided to keep him strolling around so the American people are forced to be scared of living outside of society in case big old sasquatch comes out to play!

7. Sasquatch is a marketing ploy created by Disney in order to aid in the promotion of Disney's The Goofy Movie.

8. Sasquatch was created in a lab by scientists by accident in an attempt to create a clone of a homo sapien, but it went wrong so they let him roam around on his own because it would be more inhumane to keep him locked up in a lab all day long with no air to breathe. They haven't told anyone he exists because while they know he's harmless people will get scared.

9. Tourist attraction. Is just some bloke dressed up in a suit who roams around the Forrest in order to get more people to visit the area.

10. Sasquatch is actually the last of his kind because he was wiped out in the times of colonisation so has had to adapt to centuries of loneliness and doing nothing.

11. Sasquatch is an alien species that came to this planet on an expedition but he can't find where he parked his spacecraft so has been searching ever since..

12. Sasquatch is a demon that appears to certain people to taunt them and make them fear the unknown.

13. Sasquatch is a smelly biproduct of nuclear waste. A mutant created from nearby chemical plants that was told it was his destiny to protect the earth from death and destruction. He has to low key save the world everyday with his paranormal tendencies.

14. Sasquatch is a missing person who was lost in the wilderness and needs our help.

15. Sasquatch lives underground in his own mine shaft and follows a nice vegan diet and doesn't want to cause any harm. He really doesn't care about humans.

16. Sasquatch shares the same bloodline to the royal family which would explain his continued existence!

Which theory do you believe the most? None or all of them? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹

David Shrigley - drawing - “ Please try to forget that you saw me “

#conspiracy #imagination

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IT ACHES, IT ACHES, IT ACHES.

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I usually think the UK is a pretty sane place, and then I remembered about The Wombles. 

What are The Wombles, you ask?

In the UK during the 1970s, people decided that the best way to teach children not to litter was to make a TV show about anthropomorphic mammals that lived in burrows in Wimbledon Common, and tidied up after the lazy humans. (The theme tune is one of the most impossibly catchy things ever made, and you should totally check it out here). 

Fun fact; the narrator was Bernard Cribbins, who later went on to play Wilfred Mott in the revived series of ‘Doctor Who’.

Pretty weird, right?

But it get’s even weirder; The Wombles had a musical career. 

No joke, several musicians dressed up as the characters from the TV show, and released four studio albums, and had four top-ten hits. 

And they looked like this; 

Also (and I swear I’m not making this up) the lead guitarist later went on to produce the Sex Pistols’ first album. What a weird world we live in. 

And people try and tell me that my home country is a sane place….

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