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Everytime I see white humanstuck Kankris/Signlesses/Karkats I gotta roll my eyes a little but it is kinda fucking funny that the whitewashing of Jesus Christ is so pervasive that it effects Homestuck Jesus too.

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part 14

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the elusive 7 act Structure

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the elusive 7 act Structure

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

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My top surgeon said since I'm so crazy betitted, my scar is likely going to be in one piece across my whole chest, so I'm going to talk to him about getting my scar done in a sort of V shape, almost like I've been autopsied, but from under my armpit. No idea if it's possible, but it would be really funny. And yes I'm being serious. This isn't a bit. If I'm not gonna have nipples, I might as well go full silly.

"Transgender? This is from when the aliens took me. I'm an LGBabducTee."

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#they dont even know kismesis...

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

#sdmp wasnt lying #that mouse sure can yaoi

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minecraft add baby endermen immediately

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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reblog to increase the note count by one and make this post appear on the dash of people who are following you

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girl whose fetish is woman who are also unstoppable inhuman killing machines voice: hey did you see the new episode of dunmeshi

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first three words you notice describe your 2023!

#lesbian lesbian lesbian #ok

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Marcille was born on the island of Lesbos and her interests are sweet pies and even sweeter girls.