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Same

I never sleep. I just die and then wake up in the morning

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This is insane

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Aight. Bet

This is foe the 4:47am gang gang wheee u at God said no more

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Christmas is coming up, and while Im not sure about my religion, im still gonna celebrate. Why? Because I love giving gifts, and receiving gifts. Its one of the few times of the year when I actually feel optimistic.

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Thank you, I needed to hear that.

Why do you put up with us

Cause you are all my chilren, it’s okay I am proud of you

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But, the ones in my brain are always on break, thats why i have no self control!

Rwmember to become your own police

#no self control

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I don't know which game this is from but-

YAAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEN! WORK IT!

#Queen Pikachu #Queen Pukicho #Slay #Work it queen #YAAAAAAASSSSSSS QUEEN

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Should probably read your own comment tho....

Hello how is everyone today don’t care

#grammar #i hate it when people put 2 or more spaces in between words in the same sentence #pet peeve #gammar police

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As a nanny/babysitter/tutor, I can confirm.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

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Ok. You do you, boo. But 1 question. Why?

its time to get into the food industry

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Ummmm. Puki, what happened in between this last two comments?

Sometimes I shine so beautifully that even I cannot stare at myself without sunglasses - other times I look and feel like wet New York garbage

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My god. Its me talking to myself in a post!

Hufflepuff: Whenever I’m sad I just think about how the Welsh word for microwave is popty ping.

Ravenclaw: That... that helps.

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Nah, they didnt kick you out. You just graduated almost immediately bc there was nothing they could teach you. You had already mastered gremilin-ness. Im sure you are actually their king or god.

I'm applying to gremlin school. Can I put you down as a reference?

They kicked me out of Gremlin school for being too much of a gremlin

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Fuck. Why do I love you so much?!

Wait a minute. I like to laugh?? He likes to laugh? I'm joker ?

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The game or actual witchcraft? Cause im done for both, just need to know witch 😏 one to prepare for.

I live for sorcery