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Does your character have blue hair? Do they even have pronouns? Then this is the tourney for you!

A few rules: -the character must have blue hair and pronouns, of course -no real people -no OCs, sorry -I won't outright ban any media, but I do reserve the right to choose not to include a character for any reason. Harry Potter and JK Rowling are two separate things. -that being said, terfs fuck off.

And remember this is all for fun!

Tags under the cut

@tournament-announcer @pinkhairswagtourney @foreheadfaceoff @little-guys-tourney

#other polls

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Listen, I know Captain 3 must stink, but my man Gasser (I grew up in the English dub sorry) is a walking fart joke

PROOF (also an excuse to make people watch a clip from my favorite dumb childhood anime):

Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 15

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Propaganda under the cut!

Heppokomaru:

His powers are literally all fart-based so. You can imagine. Also in the English dub they changed his name to "Gasser" and renamed some of his attacks stuff like "Stench Torpedo"

Captain 3:

There’s a dialogue line in splatoon 2 saying agent 4 smells way better than agent 3. Schrödinger’s gender as squid. Still doesn’t know how to shower :( though inklings die in water sooo….

While this line is only in the English localization there is a comment made by another character that they have poor hygiene. I find it ironic how they get possessed by hand sanitizer goop. Also how the strong and stoic Captain is (allegedly) stinky.

There's a line of dialogue in Splatoon 2 where Marie makes a reference to Agent 3's bad hygiene and in Splatoon 3 they're literally wearing rags

#other polls #sorry i had to abuse my pollrunner powers #heppokomaru deserves a fighting chance #and also it’s topical enough #Youtube

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hoping to get the next round going shortly after halloween 👍🚽

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If you don't have the capacity to process everything that is happening in Palestine, that's fine -- donate to one of the non-politically motivated charities that has boots on the ground there:

https://www.doctorswithoutborders.org

https://www.anera.org

https://www.mausa.org

If you can only send $1, that's still $1 more that they have to spend on aid. Everything helps, and money always talks.

#not poll related sorry #i know we’re all here to be silly but I had to use my voice for something even if just once #if you have the capacity ​please consider looking into these charities and the work that they do #current events

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WELL?! WHICH ONE?! HURRY UP AND CHOOSE, I GOTTA USE IT!!!

#feels appropriate

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Aaaaand Round 3 is complete!!

We had some really close matches this time, well done to the loyal fans of all these funny little guys

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As always, the robots be shittin’

Megatron wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 4

Shoichi Irie (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) vs Megatron (Transformers)

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Zhao Yunlan wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 4

Zhao Yunlan (Guardian) vs Raji Shenazard (Snow White with the Red Hair)

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The PaRappa fans on the world have united and secured a victory for their rapping toilet dog guy!

PaRappa Rappa wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 4

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) vs PaRappa Rappa (PaRappa the Rapper)

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Rung wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 4

Benrey (HLVR: AI) vs Rung (Transformers)

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No joke for this one either but

The test subject who shat in the elevator wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 3

The test subject who shat in the elevator (Portal 2) vs Yuga Aoyama (My Hero Academia)

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After a back-and-forth, neck-and-neck match, Doctor Sung comes out on top!

Doctor Sung wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 3

Kakashi Hatake (Naruto) vs Doctor Sung (TWRP)

#seriously this was probably one of my favorite matches to watch happen #the doctor sung fans really blew this one up

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I can’t Believe It, Griffin did it!

Griffin McElroy wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 3

Griffin McElroy (real life) vs Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

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After a close match, handsome little guy Loki takes home another victory!

Loki the cat wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 3

Loki the cat (real life) vs Hailey (Hatchetfield Nightmare Time)

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The age old debate has finally been resolved: couch > pants

Anon who shit on couch wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 2

anon who shit on couch (real life) vs Shit in Pants Guy (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

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Declan can’t quite but a stop to Deandra’s shitting spree

Deandra the New Girl wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 2

Deandra the New Girl (The Most Popular Girls in School) vs Declan Lynch (The Dreamer Trilogy)

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No joke prepared for this one but

Harrowhark Nonagesimus wins and moves on to Round 4!!

ROUND 3: PART 2

Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) vs Owen (Total Drama)