Bryce: Eat slowly. And then I pretend. Why are you eating so quickly? Are you starving?
Liam: It's not that I'm starving, it's because I only ate cattails every day and finally ate something that felt like food. Sorry if it seemed like I was eating a little messy.
(Bryce was very worried about Liam's malnutrition.)
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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A lot of these victims were children.
They buried children alive.
This is so depraved an act even most horror films wouldn’t touch it.
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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being mentally ill about your ocs, is waiting for someone to read your mind and ask about the 457643235 ideas that even you don’t know about
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i shouldn't be here i should be kissing my girlfriend
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hey wait i just had a thought. what would Data's handwriting look like. do you think whenever he has to handwrite he just perfectly prints New Times Roman in size 14 onto the paper in three seconds or something. wait imagine if he wrote in Comic Sans
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tonight’s plans
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