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those videos of gymnastic coaches spotting kids training and literally catching them out of the air to avoid them slamming their head against the ground or shoving the crash mat under them so they don’t get clotheslined against the horizontal bars have Extreme early robin training vibes

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"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

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AU where the strongest emotion Arthur feels after discovering that Merlin has magic is embarrassment because he should’ve figured it out sooner. Seriously, trees were falling left and right, his enemies swords were burning their hands, Merlin’s eyes flashed gold right in front of him, for goodness sake, on multiple occasions. It’s because of this, of how embarrassed he is, that he tries to convince Merlin that he’s actually known all along. Of course he figured it out, ages ago. The problem is that Merlin takes him at his word and thinks that Arthur knows everything. So, he’ll be like, “And then I spoke to Kilgharrah about the whole thing…” and Arthur thinks he’s like a pal from back in Ealdor or something.

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he's so silly and fun to draw, I hope this old man will save me from an artblock

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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The way this cat goes into its cup

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Little jockey

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When you’re the handsomest of all the boyz…

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The moment where he calculates.

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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I thought it was the most hilarious thing that Adrienette's dynamic was

Adrien (platonic) loves touching Marinette and being in her personal space

While Marinette (romantic) can't handle touching Adrien on her own and can't help but recoil from him (tho ofc not all the time)

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GUYS MY SISTER JUST ASKED ME TO WATCH DEAD POETS SOCIETY WITH HER FOR AN ASSIGNMENT

that’s my all time favorite movie i’m so fucking excited