Another new year, another reason to avoid humans.
Happy 2021
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Itachi: shisui, can you pass me the salt?
Shisui: *throws sasuke across the table*
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Other me-- I mean, Shisui, you should marry Zu. He's single, ready to mingle, and wants to become an Uchiha. How about it? (this was definitely not sent by the other Shisui)
dude that sounds like a lot of work
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who’s brat is this
hi
Yo. Wassup dude?
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Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who isn’t an Uchiha.
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because you’re an idiot
Im bored and shisui wont even talk to me
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SASUKE HAS THE BIGGEST DICK ENERGY
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SCREW YOU
im never going to play anything with you ever again sasuke
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SASUKE I HATE HOW I COULD SOMEHOW BE RELATED TO YOU @therinnegod
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I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SASUKE I HATE HOW I COULD SOMEHOW BE RELATED TO YOU @therinnegod
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frogs cant talk sasuke
HA
Let’s play a game @deathwatershisui
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nothing literally good ever happens when it comes to you sasuke
Let’s play a game @deathwatershisui
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just what did i ask.....
will it kill you both to NOT be all up each other’s ass just for one freaking day?! @theuchihaprodigy @therinnegod
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will it kill you both to NOT be all up each other’s ass just for one freaking day?! @theuchihaprodigy @therinnegod
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fine i wont take the only thing you have *pats back* sai i dont know what is going on but if you need narc jr, she’s back at the compound waiting for you whenever you need her
I was going to sleep but now I just remembered that I’m homeless and completely poor so that’s why I’m so hungry
and I can’t feed myself with sake
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.....okay but if you want to leave can I atleast keep mr big fluffy panda?
I was going to sleep but now I just remembered that I’m homeless and completely poor so that’s why I’m so hungry
and I can’t feed myself with sake
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