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the greatest moments from Phineas and Ferb:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, THAT’S WHAT MY BABY SAYS

”I call it the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transporter, or Bo-At for short.”

”I’m not crying, I’m just sweating through my eyes”

when they all shrunk themselves and Baljeet got stuck on top of the lamp with the dead flies

“My name is Doof, and you’ll do what I say, whoop whoop!”

Candace’s voice when she had an allergic reaction to wild parsnips

“Ah, Perry The Platypus, your timing is incredible.  And by incredible, I mean comPLETELY CREDIBLE!!!”

Buford’s cupid costume

”I never leave home without my velvet rope!” “Where do you keep that?” “I’ll never tell.”

”So, do I know romance or what?”  “What.”  “I said, do I know romanc–” “I heard you”

Phineas’s dAMN OBLIVIOUSNESS.  LIKE, ISABELLA MAKES IT SO CLEAR THAT SHE LIKES HIM BUT THE BOY CAN’T TAKE A HINT

Marty the rabbit boy and his musical blender

”We small band of brothers…and girl from across the street”

”What did you think? A (insert name of object) was just going to fall out of the sky?” *said object falls out of the sky*

STAR WARS CROSSOVER

MARVEL CROSSOVER

when Doofenshmirtz gets glue all over his hands and they get stuck to records, and Perry uses the body control helmet to make Doof create what’s arguably the greatest song ever

Running from love in a bear suit

that one time Alex Hirsch guest starred as a talking juice box

“Paulllll Bunyan’s!  Where the food is good (but not too good, eh?)”

“Mom!  Phineas and Ferb made me!”  “I have some stretch marks that would suggest otherwise.”

Baljeet and Buford’s bromance

the episode when they got the band back together.  Just…that episode in its entirety.

“Hit it Carl!”  “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”  *Carl pulls lever anyway*

when Isabella out-cuted the Meaps with her own natural cuteness

“It’s a scientific fact!”

“I’m you from the future!”  “Wait, I am not Indian in the future?”

“I feel reasonably sure it’s over this time.  No, wait, he’s up AGAIIIIN”

when Perry bit Doofenshmirtz’s finger and Phineas says “Perry, no!  We do not bite the elderly!”

Ferb’s adorable crush on Vanessa

when Baljeet accidentally takes a rock and roll summer class and gets mad because it’s not graded, and performs one hell of a song

Planty the Potted Plant

“GET ON THE TRIKE!!!”

Carl’s “Dr. Coconut” dance

Tuff Shoo Laysizz

“TREES ARE MADE OF WOOD”

O.W.C.A. Secret Headquarters (pay no attention to this sign)

“My watermelon!”

the giant floating baby head

Lots of me

when Doof got zapped with the ugly-inator and nothing changed

when Monogram kept laughing about Doofenshmirtz being abbreviated as Doof

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i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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this is my life summed up in one conversation

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the one true ally

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when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

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People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

#i am being ROBBED

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Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to

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Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

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What if Mike was short for Micycle

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”when i was your age i-”

yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand

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this happened right??

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I love how when Zuko’s anger was stripped away, he was just left with awkwardness as his main trait

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Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.

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i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

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