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1.06 Rare Species / 2.07 Voleth Mier / 3.01 Shaerrawedd

jaskier: *breathes* yarpen: I KNOW! I KNOW I FCKING KNOW

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still my favorite thing about all this is that joey batey really woke up one day, said 'hell yeah queer jaskier' and made thousands of people SO mad

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he's a manic pixie dream girl except he's a depressed alcoholic middle aged man

#Jaskier #The witcher

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#the blood origin trailer said let’s give the fangirls what they want

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JOEY BATEY The Witcher: Blood Origin press (x)

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He has two rings at his necklace. So the forktune came after.

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"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

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Leslie Jones as Spanish Jackie in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)

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for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

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The Witcher (2019—) ✦ Our Flag Means Death (2022—)

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#like mother, like daughter

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My intention isn’t to BOSS people around. But people who don’t create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you won’t have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard… you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.

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honestly i was looking forward to watching this but holy s h i t are the women so horribly, awfully written. also there is a distinct difference between 'emotional people making a bad, illogical decision because of their morals' and 'a one-note character without an arc who makes shit difficult for shock value'.

just say you cant write compelling conflict and go

#all of us are dead #And fucking GOD #The padding is this show is fucking ridiculous #We do not need a 30 second silence for you to say one goddamn thing #Or for you to repeat the same damn thing 3 times

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you’re laughing? my combat horse just got plinkoed into eeby deeby and you’re laughing???

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this is entrapment

#Gay on gay violence

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year