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ivy625fanfic · 10 months
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Anyone need 1 ticket for Hozier on November 28 in Amsterdam? Got an extra I don't need - selling at cost!
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ivy625fanfic · 1 year
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dan tweet
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ivy625fanfic · 1 year
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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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sorry but Dan and Phil holding out on the "are y'all fucking each other" question for so long that they're now niche content for 30 year olds that largely agree that it's funnier if they refer to the question but also never tell us? what a fucking magic trick. what an achievement.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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i love this. 😂
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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DAN LIVESHOWS BACK?!?!?
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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Same, Hank. Same.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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also, i’ll say it cause i dont think i’m the only one thinking it. i feel incredibly validated and vindicated in every time i defended dan. he’s right, its fucking unnatural to expect someone to produce content on a weekly basis for years without end or break. and, NDAs aside, if you’ve experienced real burn out you know that there comes a time when you actually just can’t anymore and no amount of strangers on the internet caterwauling about it is going to change that.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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Dan saying that his show was turned down because they were moving in a different direction, towards reality type stuff, when earlier he and Phil had been turned down for their reality show concepts because YouTube wanted scripted shows…… my heart fucking shattered.
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ivy625fanfic · 2 years
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I'm getting a kick out of reading everyone's take on Dan's recent video. I plan to watch it this evening while curled up in bed eating popcorn LOL
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