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Geralt: We're not friends.

Jaskier: Oh, so you just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?

Geralt, internally:

Geralt, externally: Hmm

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WITCHER CROSSING and iconic scenes from the show 🌱🍑🗡️

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Jaskier + swagger

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Why was Jaskier even in the bathing room with Geralt? It's clearly a seperate room from any sleeping quarters they might have rented. He's hung his doublet up on a peg and rolled up his sleeves and is walking around like he owns the place and has done this a million times before. How was I, a simple gay, supposed to read that scene? Was I not supposed to get this strong sexually charged undercurrent? Was I not supposed to think "yeah they've totally banged" even before the "lovely bottom" comment?

I cant get over that scene. What did the inn keep think when Jaskier just followed stinky gross Geralt into the bathing room like an excited puppy? "Oh I guess the witcher and his bard are gonna fuck in my bathing room. Okay I guess. He did save the town. :T"

Asjkhdshdjahkfgssfkdskgsghdgfff

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Jaskier: Okay, I'm gonna need you to swear-

Geralt: Fuck

Jaskier: I'm gonna need you to PROMISE-

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I really love how we as a collective said “Jaskier as a womanizing asshole? No thank you. I only take my bard’s in the form of bi otters with major attachment issues”

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geralt: I swing both ways.

jaskier: *hopeful gasp*

geralt: Violently. With a sword.

jaskier: *deflates, takes a sip of his ale*

geralt: I’m also bisexual

jaskier: *spits out ale*

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chipped

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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

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Sound on

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Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

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Kuzco vs Norwegian Kuzco

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losing my shit because my dad was telling me that some country music artist he likes went to the hospital and got high off edibles and made an album that was so far removed from being country music that country music fans of his are having fucking fits about it online but that’s not the strange part, the strange part is that this dude sought out the guy who animated those cool 3d jojo intros from parts 1-3 and that one batman ninja movie (i think his name is junpei mizusaki) and got him to animate a full 40 minute short film set to his new weird album and it looks like fucking

this