What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon?
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PARTY'S NOT OVER
— lee know.
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WE'RE SPECIAL!
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Philly ✧ by Shannon Sophy
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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
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Not a dream
Going to a wedding today, any makeup look suggestions?
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what month is it again? 3/30
[ID in ALT]
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i will never fucking get over this btw imagine being a famous recently widowed (again) 40 year old man who has saved the world twice and you get a letter from your apprentice to come to america to solve a mystery with him and you show up and new york is looking even more fucked up than usual and you just want to see your son again but then he fucking pulls up on your ass in his 1954 honda swag and yolo wagon and tells you to get your elderly ass in the back seat bc the evil steampunk robot militia is about to roll up and then he takes you to some resistance headquarters where they ask luke whos this guy you just snatched from the retirement home and you find out nobody in america fucking knows who you are and your 14 year old son has way more clout than you and everybody just thinks you’re the boy genius’ loser grandpa
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i’m just like if a whore was a 13th century monk who doesn’t have sex
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The real horror starts when the first Omegaverse movie adaptation is made and you have Hollywood actors trying to explain Omegaverse to late night talk show hosts.
Imagine you're a bright faced young actor eager for his first big break and your agent calls you up with this AMAZING opportunity for this movie and he thinks you'll be PERFECT for the role.
"It's science fiction, it's social commentary, it's sexy, it's subversive, it's the perfect breakthrough role! And they don't want just anyone for this role! You gotta bring your A-game, kid. I want to see vulnerability, defiance, emotion!!"
And he hands you the script for the audition and you're a fucking omega.
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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
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my attention span has locked onto another target, you guys know what that means.
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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt
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requested by mercrx
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