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where’s my 70s rockstar who writes songs about how sad my eyes are & how much of a muse i am to him

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goodnight to him

#i love him #greta van fleet #gvf

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PLAY IT (while i’m there, if you don’t i will have a mental breakdown)

thinkin about the interview where danny talks about why he loves always there

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believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

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(Sweaty)

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@gretavangracee @thecoldwindwatchesover @meatontheledge

I was tagged by @talkfastcal for this fun game

I’m tagging @joshkiszkas @gretasmokerising @lunaindigoraven @ghost-of-you @jakeykiszkas @jakekiszkasleftnutsack @gretavankizska @ashtcnirwin

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pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.

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can one of y’all talented people please write a fic based on the song crush by ethel cain please and thank you i’m begging

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Pro Memoria

Chapter 1 - The Garden

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In collaboration with @asparrowofthedawn

Summary: You’ve arrived in the garden.  What will you do when Samuel finds you?

W/c: 3.7k

A/n: We have put our hearts and souls into this series and I sincerely hope you love it as much as we do.  I know I’ve kept this series mostly a mystery and I’ll probably continue that but please consider sticking around, everything will be revealed in time.  Any feedback is very much appreciated and I’ll happily answer any questions!  Love and kisses to you all!

and a very special thank you to @gretasamfeettt and @garbagevanfleet​ <3

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The sound of birds chirping and leaves rustling all around lifts you gently out of the void to a present state of consciousness. When your vision comes into focus, you’re gazing at what you think is a colorful and bright sky, similar to how it would look on a clear summer evening just an hour before sunset.  A moon larger than you’ve ever seen and a mass of multicolored stars are visible through the trees swaying in the warm breeze.  

When you sit up and glance around, you instantly find yourself dizzy. You’re vaguely aware of a pulsating headache to make matters worse, so you press your palms to your temples to stop the world from spinning. 

What’s going on? Where am I?

The grass is plush beneath you, much more comfortable than you’ve ever grown accustomed to. Yellow and blue wildflowers speckle the tall blades of the small circular opening you’re lying in surrounded by unfamiliar trees of all shapes and sizes. You stay seated to regain your bearings and notice that your own garments have been replaced with a loose, flowing gown. 

Where did this come from?  Who undressed me?

All the colors seem to be more vivid than they would in any typical garden, you find yourself wondering if there could be something different about the soil here.  Or maybe it’s just a trick of the light that makes them appear this way.  

Where is here? You can’t seem to remember how you ended up lying on the ground, or what you were doing before you arrived. 

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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boobs.

#i wanna grab his boobs #greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #josh kiszka

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go read or ur dumb

Insomnia

Josh Kiszka x f!reader

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Summary: It’s challenging to maintain the status quo when on tour with your best friend and his rowdy band of brothers, and shacking up has brought about its fair share of speed bumps. 

Warnings: 18+ smutty smut minors DNI, swearing, sammy slander, bottom!josh, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), somnophilia if you squint, fingering, teasing, desperation, a little fluff on top

W/c: 4.2k

A/n:  This one shot is brought to you by this little request from a thousand years ago sorry, anon come get yo juice.  This is also my attempt at a blurb.. i can’t do it. I have no self control and must write an unnecessary amount of plot.  Love you all so much, thank you for your support and keep those requests coming!

Edited by the ever fabulous @gretasamfeettt

Vibes: Sleep Walk - Deftones 

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Knock, knock

You rap your knuckles quick and quiet against the unnaturally thick hotel room door.

“Josh!” You whisper in the harsh fashion of a scream.  “Josh, it’s me, let me in!”

Normally you wouldn’t be bothering him this way since he’s very insistent on getting enough rest before show days, but in your current situation, you’re not exactly left with an array of options. 

You’re standing barefoot in the hotel hallway clutching your bag to your pajama-clad chest.  Strands of damp, stringy hair stick to your cheeks.  Small beads of water drip onto your oversized t-shirt and the plush carpet below. 

Knock, knock, knock

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Plastic Jesus

Before reading you must listen to Plastic Jesus by Tia Blake 🖤

Pairing: Jake x Reader

Word Count: 2k

CW: 18+, minors DNI. (spoilers) car sex, blasphemy(?), dirty talk, oral(f receiving), face riding, unprotected sex.

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how do I be feminine in the way that the gvf boys are feminine

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I have been seeing him again...

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who allows this man to do this shit because i need to have a WORD

Woke up to confirmation Josh says “sweet girl” and now I’m spiraling

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Sam: I am not the same person I was 18 minutes ago

Sam: I am now slightly worse