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Can we all band together and hold hands and smite all the weirdo catholic orbiters that keep trying to call themselves feminists

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#basic white american 🥲 i DO have one garish american flag shirt i inherited from my nana #but we dont have a national folk costume. #jalisco ribbon dresses do call my name tho.

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if i make cookies do any of tou want some. i will mail them express to your house. chogit chip. can add pecans if desires

#mypost

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This is a non-judgemental question but out of curiosity... how often do people on here watch porn? Not counting erotica/fanfiction/hentai

1. (Almost) daily

2. A few times per week

3. Sparely/a few times per month

4. Just a handful of times per year

5. Very rarely

6. Never

I added the last 2 options out of my own curiosity. Thanks for the suggestion Nona!

#never but i [REDACTED] to sensual(not sexual!) fanfic

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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

#all my beloved mutuals we are holding hands and feeding each other fruit and kissing with tongue!!!

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Didn’t expect this to be so frightening

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black beans and rice my beloved…..

#mypost

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when people with "adhd" use stimulants they are stealing resources from people who are just so tired and would like to be awake, people who want to lose a lot of weight at an unhealthy pace, and from people who literally need that medication to write long rants and essays about the world and such. was it worth it? thuis is why there's a shortage it's all thanks to people like you.

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oh. so apparently seattle actually kisses their goalies….. losijgbmy mind i love goalies so much

this is literally so!???

#mypost #hockeyposting

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if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

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i do not care for ghibli movies

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

#me blogging from my patient’s death beds

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nsfw alt but the only post on there is a stock render of a despicable me minion with the word "sex" overlaid on top of it

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andy i love you so so much but if you put this on my dash again i will hunt you down and slash your tires

Stare Jock.