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“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

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what the hell is this masterpice doing here without over 10k

Tubbo on day 42069 of the tubathon, it’s been 115 years, the light has left his eyes. He now is nothing more than a robot, made to engage humanity alone, he has seen the rise and fall of all society. He has seen it all and yet he cannot move on. And yet he cannot rest, his mouth had broken yet again, and he stares, soulless into the camera, his eyes are dead. And yet they twinkle when the timer ticks up, and up. Fear? Pain? Delight? It blurs, he is stuck in this prison, a toil for entertaining. And yet his beloved chat is stuck with him.

The timer ticks down to be replaced again. Tubbo thinks he cries. Skin replaced with porcelain that does not move. He is the only one left. He heard the screams, the cries, and he did nothing. He had a job to uphold. Now he remains, and his chat is locked in this hell with him. He’s seen them grow old, he’s seen them die. Dozens of them die, have kids, they remained.

He closes his eyes, one day he will slip away. One day he will be free

The timer reminds him that now is not the day.

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Tubbo on day 42069 of the tubathon, it’s been 115 years, the light has left his eyes. He now is nothing more than a robot, made to engage humanity alone, he has seen the rise and fall of all society. He has seen it all and yet he cannot move on. And yet he cannot rest, his mouth had broken yet again, and he stares, soulless into the camera, his eyes are dead. And yet they twinkle when the timer ticks up, and up. Fear? Pain? Delight? It blurs, he is stuck in this prison, a toil for entertaining. And yet his beloved chat is stuck with him.

The timer ticks down to be replaced again. Tubbo thinks he cries. Skin replaced with porcelain that does not move. He is the only one left. He heard the screams, the cries, and he did nothing. He had a job to uphold. Now he remains, and his chat is locked in this hell with him. He’s seen them grow old, he’s seen them die. Dozens of them die, have kids, they remained.

He closes his eyes, one day he will slip away. One day he will be free

The timer reminds him that now is not the day.

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*broke kid continues to lurk in the corner*

okay but tubbo breaking his all time sub record from his first subbathon in 2022 when he was riding off of covid numbers in 2024 with literally a FIFTH of the average viewers he had back then is actually crazy. we really have grown up in the last three years huh. we’ve all got jobs now to fund the tubbatbon

#broke kid is me #im broke kid

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2024 we should bring c!tubbo back

#*cries*

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wearing big shirt that says "ask me about my ocs" in big letters insinuating that you the reader should ask me about my ocs. please

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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Modern media is a scam and kids are being transformed into the perfect little spending gremlins like tell me you know a toddler who wouldn't want an iphone10. It does everything their greasy little ipad does but better

No they dont need it

They just want it

To flex that they have it

Kids need to learn about necessity

Also name a toddler who wouldn't want to play this

(cw): an image that will literally remove all of your brain cells

Small children are being molded into little creatures that follow every ordee as long as it's followed with one of th following

Skibidi

Toilet

Huggy wuggy

Ohio

And if theres an image of something with a giant cartoon ass its going in the phones storage its stupid

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A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?” 

“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.” “But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!” “Get yourself a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.” “Oh, okay!”

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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My last TechnoSketch poped off so hard it warmed my heart! <3

So now there you go, have a Techno being best dog dad <3

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what’s wrong.

“Well,” replies Johnny, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

“Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

“Well,” says Johnny, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

“That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

“I went to meet her this evening,” continues Johnny, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

“Sensible” says Jeff.

“So I get to her door,” says Johnny, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

“And what happened then?”

(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)

“I kicked her in the face.”

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E

peanits

In the club

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.