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We’re Live!

Hello, world! We at OFIC Magazine are thrilled to announce the launch of our new lit mag. Our aim is to bridge the gap between literary and fandom spheres. 

About Us: 

OFIC Magazine is a quarterly publication with a simple goal: to promote the original work of fanauthors whose aesthetics and interests may not align with the genres of traditional publishing, but whose work still aspires to literary aims—work that may be dark or grotesque, unabashedly joyful, or just too filthy for the general population. We publish work that can’t fit anywhere else. Read more about us here. 

What is OFIC? 

What’s special about the word “ofic” is that it’s short for “original fiction,” but only in contrast to fanfiction. The fanfic-ofic divide dichotomizes fiction into two categories: work that openly acknowledges the canon from which a work was transformed, and everything else. More questions? Check out our FAQ or ask us here. 

Our Aesthetic: 

We welcome work that may, in another time, have been referred to as “lemons.” We enjoy everything from smut with emotional resonance to character exploration genfic. We like happy endings, sad ones, bittersweet or ambiguous ones. We do romance; we do heartbreak. We want the dark twisted stuff, the hurt with comfort, the hurt without comfort, the light fluffy “and they were roommates” AUs. We’re not so big on plot. Mostly, we want work that makes us feel things. 

TL;DR: WE ACCEPT PORN AND NOT-PORN OF ALL KINDS

Our first issue, which will be published on April 1, 2022 (no jokes here) can be accessed by pledging to our Patreon. 

Submissions:

Interested in submitting? You should be. It’s free, and we pay our contributors! (We know— we couldn’t be hotter if we tried.)

Submissions for our first issue open on December 11, 2021 and close on February 12, 2022. You can submit and read our guidelines here. 

Want to support us? Thank you! You can do so by pledging to our Patreon, following our Twitter, buying our merch (the store opens for preorders the first week in January 2022!), or just by sharing this post! Tell you friends! Tell your enemies! Tell your mom, if she’s a cool mom! Everyone is welcome here.

#hey come check this out!!

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sebastian: the phrase “blondes have more fun” isn’t the whole truth, you know

sebastian: it’s actually “blondes who dye their hair black and change their name as an act of subtle yet tasteful rebellion against people who never cared for them the way they needed to yet expect them to be okay with it, but they are Nobody’s Bitch and need to let that be known through physical changes as well as identity changes and burning the fucking world down” have more fun.

#yea #i felt that op #i love a crispy boy #(yes i had to take a moment 2 remember my own meta tag)

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proud to announce that i now have full ownership of the jcm intellectual property, hes all mine now bitches, ha ha

#anyway if in 4 years i come back and write more sh fic just go with it ok

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Sebastian ‘I’ll parry while impaling you’ Morgenstern

#baby boy. baby. #god i miss my feral rat bastard

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being in the cql fandom sphere has really taught me humility bc bitches be out there writing 300k meta on why x/ue yang is a good person tm and im like no he’s a fucking hoe don’t do him like this. and then i remember i was that person for two fucking years

#i love a crispy boy

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cannot even begin to say how glad i am that disco is finally addressing the blatantly awkward fact that emperor!georgiou is a violent colonialist etc but also.........michelle yeoh.........hot

#if she gets a redemption arc i will [redacted] #it is weird to stan saru and georgiou bc she is literally defined by making jokes about eating him for sport #anyway god this season!!! sexie!!!! hot!!! #im sorry i do have a critical brain it just gets short-circuited sometimes

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stream my agenda by dorian electra

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fellas rate the likelihood that I can projectile vomit out 10k of this fic in two days after stress-cooking all of today instead of writing

(on the bright side, i baked bread?)

#its xuexiao im not even sure i'll post it #i got so anxious all that would calm me down was watching youtube videos of timothee chalamet have minor social anxiety #at least i know there's someone more awkward than me and he's probably gonna get an oscar soon #anyway i just wanna say i love this blog no one reads what i post no one gets mad at me. bliss. thank you all #this nonsensical post brought to you by GAD and probably ADHD

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pls dont reblog i would like 2 live

friendly reminder to tungle.hell that women ARE capable of consent (even with cishet men! wow!) and pretending you personally need to override that consent because her sexual desire is Unwoke(TM) makes you an intellectual asswipe

#i hate this website this is why i dont use it #nsfw #consent mention #i don't know how to tag this but ask to tag and all that

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#why are you booing them? they're right

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ண ㅹ. Izzყ Lιghtᥕood 彡

please, like or reblog.

#these are so pretty bye #izzy lightwood

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do u ever just see a Take that was manifestly and obviously written by someone who has never lived with a spotty 5Mbps internet connection

#dont mind me im just annoyed with tumblr.com #anyway all you militant cottagecore hoes go live in the middle of nowhere for a year and see how you actually like it

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#lmao

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its 10 pm im 1k into a 20k fic. its happening boys. wish me luck

started watching the untamed and shocking literally no one (literally no one at all) my fave is (unfortunately) xue yang

#romans curse your hearth gods #sometimes all we need for inspiration is murder and cheetah print

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xue yang sugar daddy fic

started watching the untamed and shocking literally no one (literally no one at all) my fave is (unfortunately) xue yang

#no i do not accept concrit #he likes candy. ok.

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started watching the untamed and shocking literally no one (literally no one at all) my fave is (unfortunately) xue yang

#when will god pls cancel me

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New generation of Alternative guys making music: *dressing and expressing themselves in more “feminine” ways and subverting gender expectation significantly more than previous artists*

me: nice.

Same musicians: contribute to the stigma of taking medication for mental health issues

me: nope. stop that. 

#its okay you can say yungblud #i actually have no idea who you're talking about but this is the only thing that bothers me about his music #like im so sorry you were diagnosed with adhd dominic but some of us Need That Shit