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i love arm...

#oh #i need him carnally #sid #pens

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The Pens end of season grades. I agree with most of them.

#yeah i agree too #pittsburgh penguins

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#chewing on the insides of his thighs #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby

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#i already miss him #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby

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i watch sports for the locker room bj angles

#thinking completely inappropriate thoughts #i want to *** him until he cries #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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crooked red mouth and bambi eyes

#the epitome of big brown cow eyes #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#THERE IS SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT HERE #first i love how sid just throws men around on ice #or throws his ass around At Men on ice #secondly wish i were a ref #thirdly taylor it’s not weird it’s romantic #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #ben chiarot #detroit red wings

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when you see sid you know erik karlsson’s right behind him

#i support him #sidney crosby #erik karlsson #pittsburgh penguins

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hockey husbands in bisexual lighting

#phwoar #i think this is their best look all season #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins

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#have some couth babygirl!!!! #(both of them) #sidney crosby #nathan mackinnon

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what’s a little buttpat between teammates (side note: erik wants to fuck sid so bad)

#… #compelling #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #erik karlsson

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men's tits.

bonus tiddy twitch:

#HIS BEWBS #IF YOU EVEN CARE #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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#BARK BARK BARK #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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#him <3 #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby

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league-mandated tummy time (and sid with a hurt finger???)

#penguin sliding on snow vibes #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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brian boyle absolutely gushing about how great a guy sid is 🥹 including how he would not stop playing bubble hockey with his son (you know it’s partly cus he won’t quit until he’s beaten that kid)

#he’s just so perfect #how is he real #pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #brian boyle

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it’s giving alpha plotting ways to Congratulate that record breaking omega

#karl always sniffing sid out #sidney crosby #erik karlsson #pittsburgh penguins