So... tumblr has locked my account and won't let me get into it because they had problems with hackers and are now demanding that I change the password. Okay, I would do that... except that I am unable to get the reset email because the email I created my account with is gone. Has been gone for like 5 years. So now I'm writing this via email and sending it to my account in hopes that it works. I just want my followers to know that if they want, they can follow me at seulbjorn.tumblr.com I can't believe I spent 7 fucking years of my life in this website and can't even get them to change my email so I can keep using my old account. Bye to all the gifs I made under that blog, and the likes I had, and the followers I won't get back anymore. fuck, I also liked my username tumblr!!
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“Have you had previous retail experience?”
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Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again
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how to torrent an entire dog
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Melisandre is that girl in class who says she’s gonna fail an exam then gets an A+
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thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…
body paragraph: first of all…
conclusion: so next time you…
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job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
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[shot of straight cis white couple]
narrator voice: a romance like you’ve never seen
me: did i hallucinate the other billion times
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next time a person of the same gender hugs me im going to hold them close for an uncomfortable amount of time and then as they start fidgeting whisper in their ear “yes homo”
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It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
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