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Can I just say, The one thing college is good for if nothing else Is how humbled you become when you get an assignment or assignments thinking “oh I know this! this will take me what? 30 minutes or an hour max!.” lol R. I. P. Yeah it’s been 5 hours since I started these assignments I’m still on the first one.

#College #Relateable #HomeworkWoes

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Do you know what would be interesting? A Lucifer fanfic where the characters react to the entire show. Maybe even throw in a bit of a time travel fix it trope. it could probably start up around oh say early mid season two I just think it’ll be really interesting to have all of heaven‘s host, select members of the demonic legions of hell, and the entire police, precinct and friends and family of the characters all having too sit there in theater watch the show and get along with each other.

#LuciferMorningstar #LuciferNetflix #TomEllis #FanfictionIdeads #Fox Lucifer

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So, I just had this thought; what if Lucifer got invited to a D&D party? Can you imagine the chaos and the hilarity that wouldn’t ensue. 😂 and you know his character has to be the devil, and it has to have his desire mojo and what not. But like the thing that I think would be the most hilarious to me is when I party member dies, and the cleric has to heal them and says “lemme just get my Bible and ress u” do you know Lucifer is gonna be like all Yep nope this is where I draw the line bye. 🤣

#LuciferMorningstar #LuciferNetflix #TomEllis #Dungeons&Dragons #D&DCharacter/CampaignIdeas #FanfictionIdeas #Fox Lucifer

[jessiekristen]

Ugh😩 So True!

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Okay so, I know I have said this before and it got ignored so I just deleted it because y’all just keep ignoring it. But for the last time, anyone who is sexually explicit, comes into my DM‘s and asked me to be their sugar baby, or anything else that is ridiculously inappropriate. Once again I will report and block you. It is insane how many of these I keep getting. I dread when Tumblr send a message to my email saying someone new has followed me or someone has sent me a message because I just know it’s one of y’all Nasty dough- heads. I have said this before but I will say it again and it’s going to be for the last time. Do not message me do not follow me. This account is not for you. I am not for you. I ain’t the one. I ain’t playing you message, me follow me, or send me stupid stuff in my DM’s. You will be once more blocked and reported. Nobody wants to see that and nobody wants to be your sugar baby. I will not say it again if you ignore me I’ll just keep on reporting and blocking you. And some of you keep just making new accounts and doing the same crap. I’m not having it. I will say it one last time leave. me. Alone. Go somewhere else where somebody wants that bull crap. But you’re not gonna find it here. If I could do more the block and report you, I would. 

#Blocking #Reporting #NoMore #Don’tTryMe #GoTheFrickAway #NoMeansNo #TakeADarnHint #Dough-Heads #IMeanIt

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I still have mine too

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Yes for all of em basically

Anyone else a slut for time travel fix-it stories?

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EXACTLY!!!

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I mean basically yeah.

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

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Omg so, so true.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

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So, Who decided that high-rise and mid-rise pants/ trousers was the height of fashion? Whoever you are I have a bone to pick with you. First of all they ain’t cute, Actually they’re butt ugly Second of all they are acutely uncomfortable I can barely stand in them let alone sit in them. Take off them ugly looking jeans and put some regular pants on. You look like Steve Urkel (Family Matters TV show). Whoever you are you are the reason I can’t find no pants nowhere anymore.

#Fashion #FashionDonts #FamilyMatters #SteveUrkel

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Philippa (Pippa) Benjamine Parker

#FemPeterParker #SpiderMan #IronDad #FemalePeterParker #SpiderGirl

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Rosario Dawson was really great as Ashoka Tano

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So, I had a dream last night and basically it was outlander but plot twist Claire is a mermaid like The little mermaid or h2o just add water/ mako mermaids. And of course took place in colonial America. Honestly I kinda wish that was a thing. Truth be told though not much would probably change plot wise though.

#Outlander #TheLittleMermaid #H2oJustAddWater #MakoMermaids

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Right! especially if it’s wild

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went “yeah there’s love in there”

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Ugh so true it hurts 😫

My brain when I’m in front of a blank page: I cannot write. I have never seen a word in my entire life. What the fuck even is a sentence?

My brain while I’m trying to fall asleep: I have ascended and become a literary god. I will now paint you a vivid daydream using the best descriptors and words that flow like fresh rainwater. Bet you wish you could write this all down, huh? Bet you’ll forget in the morning, huh? Bitch.

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For real tho #Truth

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)