johnbleepingzoidberg

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These are literal words of wisdom right here. 😊

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I made something

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What if you had a white whale to hunt but god said faggot! You will get a bachelors degree

#in accounting no less

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Lavender season

#pkmn

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augustine sycamore posting in the year of our lord [current year]

#pkmn #prev tags are so true

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Link in bio. What will he learn?

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the good news is that some things in life are easy peasy the bad news is that all the other things are difficult pifficult

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Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes

Me: that my sharingan

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When your own OC becomes your blorbo it is both glorious and torturous

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As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

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