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The combination of 'unnervingly flawless self-control' with 'occasional tendency to engage in reckless, dangerous, and borderline self-destructive or death-seeking behaviour' in a character is SUCH catnip to me

#I luvvvvv pouring a dash of this into my Theo characterization

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i’m at my clits end

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painful is the back that carries the big tits

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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#woo!!!!! accessibility!!!!!!!!

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

#well? Will there be????

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TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD! I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD! MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY, WE'D HURT EACH OTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANNA SAY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER! WE COULD'VE DANCED THIS DANCE FOREVER! BUT NOWWWWW WHO'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME?? (PLEASE STAYYYY)

[johnbronze]

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD! I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD! MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY, WE'D HURT EACH OTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANNA SAY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER! WE COULD'VE DANCED THIS DANCE FOREVER! BUT NOWWWWW WHO'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME?? (PLEASE STAYYYY)

[johnbronze]

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD! I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD! MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY, WE'D HURT EACH OTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANNA SAY! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER! WE COULD'VE DANCED THIS DANCE FOREVER! BUT NOWWWWW WHO'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME?? (PLEASE STAYYYY)

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I am fucking crazy (reading 6 different books at once right now) but I am free (calling out of work for the rest of the day because my stomach is beating my entire ass)

#but I’m being SO brave about it

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Jesus Christ this little red puke bucket deserves a Purple Heart for its service

#dinner ….bad #:( #emetophobia #‘oh my stomach kinda hurts! anyway goodnight:)’ #<-words of a fool who had no idea……none at all……..

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#yes and I thought it meant nothing but then years later a meaning for it dawned on me and I was like ohhh dudeee !!! and then I cried a lot

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#Elmo!!! miss that guy

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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

#prev I ALSO got mortician

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"