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imagine you are ali mills schwarber, you’re in the middle of divorcing your husband and father of your two children. you get a facebook friend request out of the blue of your ex from high school. your relationship ended badly, he started a whole "to the death" rivalry with this cute new kid from jersey after he saw you and him flirt on the beach. he has no pictures or information on his facebook profile. you accept the friend request because, hey you’re getting divorced and maybe you’re just feeling a little reckless. you send him a pretty standard "it’s been so long" message. he proceeds to like every single one of your pictures since the creation of your account and messages you the most basic, non descriptive reply in the world. you wonder if you should really get into a conversation with him (and you’re going through so much right now, it might be a bad time).

he posts five pictures of himself in a sleeveless black gi to his facebook account. you tell him you’re gonna be in town and you tell your mom to NOT expect you back home too soon on the day you’re meeting him.

you’re here to get your FLIRT on, you’re here for DRAMA, you’re here to maybe FUCK your ex! you go to the country club christmas party with him for the scandal of it and then your OTHER EX is there! you’re like oooh, maybe this will be fun and okay, you’re not gonna flirt with him because he’s married and his wife is cool but hey, your first ex is still very much an option and… oh… wait… your first ex ends up being wayyyy more interested in his rivalry with your second ex, the cute new kid now turned cute car salesman and god, that rivalry is STILL going on. you end the evening having played peacemaker between the both of them and you’re told your first ex might have a girlfriend? also now he drives a mom van.

you go back to colorado.

#she came to get dicked and when shit hit the fan she calmed them down and dipped #best character fr

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more ck/kk text posts🤞

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they were born to gaze at each other longingly

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He just wanted to make it work..

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thinking about. them again

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Dining’s Cobra Kai + text posts {part 7/?}

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S4E1: Lawrusso talking like they're getting a divorce over beers and probably-expired ham

#lawrusso #cobra kai #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #daniel x johnny #johnny x daniel

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So iconic of everyone in cobra kai to be bisexual

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Don't even try to think I will ever get over Johnny Lawrence calling Daniel LaRusso "baby" in such a pure and heart-felt moment because I am not. ever.

#and his face in the last image #this man is in LOVE #lawrusso

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So, I've just finished series 4 and I had to do it...

Who's up for a Cobra Kai Drinking Game?

I guess we should all be drunk in the first 5 minutes, just from all the *intense stares*...

Let me know what you think and if you did it (and survived!).

This was made with the help of the awesome group "Ship first, ship hard, no mercy - Cobra Kai". Thanks, guys!

Of course, it's just for fun, be safe!

#me n who

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ratemydojo.com -> all-valley area -> miyagi-fang karate

anonymous said (September 2021):

"do NOT enroll your kids in this dojo. yesterday i went to pick up my son, and senseis Lawrence and LaRusso were engaging in what i perceived to be flirtatious sparring while the children enrolled made suggestive comments and traded cash between them! i am not homophobic in the least, but i pay these men to teach my son KARATE not a GAMBLING ADDICTION..."

anonymous replied (November 2022):

"congratulations on your engagement, John and Daniel! i am suing you, unfortunately"

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Lawrusso + Text Post Memes (5/?)

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)

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Lawrusso + Text Post Memes (4/?)

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 5)

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Lawrusso + Text Post Memes (3/?)

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 4) (Part 5)

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Lawrusso + Text Post Memes (1/?)

(Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)

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Lawrusso + Text Post Memes (2/?)

(Part 1) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5)