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Alright. You wanted it, you got it.

Here you heathens.

Giggles and Cuddles

Switch!Vox, Switch!Alastor. Radiostatic (Vox x Alastor)

To the rest of hell, Vox and Alastor were rivals. Enemies. Each others worst nightmare.

To the Vees and other Hazbins...

They were the most wholesome couple in hell.

It was hard to believe, but it was true. Since the little groups found out about their relationship, they stopped hiding it around them. The others knew better than to tell anyone.

The two were all over eachother, and not sexually (much to Angels disappointment)

They were just very affectionate, whether it was simple kisses to full on cuddle sessions. They were always close by each other when they weren't busy. It was really cute to their little audiences.

Currently, the two were in the hotel, Alastors room specifically. The radio demon was laying in bed reading a book and the TV host was clinging to his side. Full on koala hug. Half his face was buried against his boyfriends rib area and his arm was on the Deer demons chest, scrolling on his phone.

It was quite comfortable for them both. They enjoyed being in eachothers company, they didn't even need to speak to feel like this. Everything seemed perfect.

Until disaster struck...

Vox got a message from Velvette, it wasn't anything important but its what happened next that was. When Vox got the message, his screen vibrated and with where his head was, it messed with his lover. The radio demon flinched slightly and his breath hitched, which did not go unnoticed by the TV host, much to the Deer demons demise.

Vox smiled slightly and put his phone down, wrapping his arms around his boyfriends torso and his legs around his waist. He buried his face into Alastors ribs area, and the Radio demon obliviously wrapped an arm around his lover.

Vox the vibrated his screen against the deer demons ribs, like he was getting another message but it was a bit longer. In response, Alastor jumped and snickered quietly.

"D-Dear-.. Could you please-" His sentence was cut short when the TV headed demon did it again, but this time longer and one of his hands spidered across his partners tummy.

The reactio was immediate. Alastor dropped his book and burst into staticy cackles. Trying to push his partner away but not wanting to hurt him either.

"Whats the matter, Ally?~ Too ticklish?~" Vox says playfully, looking at his boyfriends face for a moment. Relishing in the sight of a genuine smile on the deer demons face.

But... One problem happened. Vox flustered himself. Second hand Lee mood... Fuck.

He stopped his assault and it was clear the Radio demon didn't let this little fact go unnoticed. He quickly switched their positions, now sitting on Voxs thighs and looking down at his lover.

"My, my, how the tables have turned~ Did someone fluster themself? How cute~" Alastor teases with a smile, this one more evil then the one before. He then started wiggling his fingers so close to his partners sides but not making contact.

"Whahahait! Ahal-.." Vox was already giggling and the Radio demon hasn't even made contact yet.

"I haven't even touch you yet, darling~"

"Shuhut it, I knohohw!"

Oh. The squeal that left the TV headed demon after the Radio demon started scribbling his fingers all over Voxs tummy and sides... Alastor winced himself and his ears pinned back for a moment.

"Must you be so loud, dear? Its really not that serious, why make such a fuss~"

"Gahahahaha! Ahahal! Ihihit tihickles! Ihit tickles! Plehehease!"

"Well, that's the point, silly! Its supposed to tickle and make you laugh your goofy little head off! And it seems to be doing just the trick!"

Vox damn near shrieked when his boyfriend tickled his ribs with one hand and squeezed his hips with the other. Holy shit, if thought it tickled before... He was in for it now!

"OHOHO gohohd! Nohoht *Hic!* there! Alahastor!!"

"Thats my name, screen-bean, don't where it out~"

Oh. That got to Vox. His screen flushed and his internal fans kicked on pretty quickly. Alastor wasn't really one for pet names, he found them more demeaning than anything but this little one seemed to stick. It was rather cute to him how much it made his lover flush.

"NOHO MOHORE! *Hic!* *Hic!* Plehehease!"

"Hmmm, alright, alright. Fine, but only because you asked sooo nicely~"

With that the Radio demon ceased his attack, chuckling softly as he watch his lover curl up and melt into a little puddle of breathy giggles. It really was a sight...

"Cruhuel... And evil!" Vox says as he gathers himself.

"Well, you know me, darling" Alastor says with a smile, kissing the top of his lovers screen.

"Yeah... I know you're a piece of shit! A-And a sadistic asshole. And an absolute softie" Vox says with a smile, wrapping his arms around the Radio demon and buried his face into his lovers chest.

"*Sigh* I will not confirm nor deny what you said is true. But.. I think we both know the answer" He says with a softer smile, holding the TV host close.

Things always felt so right in the arms of your loved one, and while they would have to act like enemies once again tommorow. It just means that they'll cherish today all the more.

#FINALLY SOME GODDAMN FLUFF FOR THIS SHIP

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johnwickmorelikejohnthicc · 4 days

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Back On The Air

Sequel to Broadcast Interference

Disclaimer: This is a tickle fic, so if that isn’t your thing, then just ignore this.

Summary: Vox learns there are consequences to messing with the Radio Demon.

TW: Tickling (Intense, seriously), Swearing, Restraints, Vox and Alastor are both Bastard Men, Mentions of Cannibalism

Alastor hummed, looking over his captive. There were many things he could do Vox, ranging from eating him to ripping his soul apart, but he always believed in a little ‘tit for tat’, so to speak. Speaking of the TV Overlord, he seemed to be switching between trying to escape, and glaring at the Radio Demon so intensely, like he was trying to set him ablaze.

“Come now, did you really think I would just let you get away with your transgressions?” Alastor asked, standing in front of the trapped TV.

“No, I thought you were so old and senile you’d forget.” Vox taunted, grinning down at the Radio Demon.

“And you thought I was pushing my luck?” Alastor hummed as his eyes scanned the TV, looking for a good place to start.

Well, as a cannibal, he did always have a preference for ribs. He gave Vox no time to react, quickly skittering his fingers over the area. Vox jolted, biting his lip (did he even really have lips with having a television for a head?), not wanting to give Alastor the satisfaction of breaking him so easily. That was fine, Alastor preferred the slow approach to torturing his victims.

“I-It’s no use, y-y-y-you fossil.” Vox tried to keep his laughter at bay, but Alastor’s ears twitched as he heard it. A snicker here, a chortle there.

“And now you’re going to try and lie to me on top of everything else?” Alastor tutted. “Perhaps you need to be taught some manners.”

“S-S-Shove it up your ass-” Vox started, only to snort as the deer’s fingers moved to his sides.

“You really just keep digging yourself deeper, Vox.” Alastor hummed. “First, you break into the hotel-”

“Thehehe dohohohohor wahahahas unlohoho- SHIHIHIHIT-” Vox screamed as Alastor tickled faster.

“Don’t interrupt me.” Alastor growled, continuing to dance his fingers up and down Vox’s sides. “Secondly, you steal hotel property-”

“Thehehehe fuhuhuhuhuck ahahahare yohohoohhu tahahahalking abohohoh- FUHUHUHUCKING HEHEHEHEEELLL!”

“Since you obviously need a reminder,” Alastor said as his hands moved dangerously close to Vox’s hips. “You drank from Husker’s bar while he isn’t even here, you made a mess of the hotel, attacked the hotel sponsor, myself, and then made the foolish mistake of testing me.”

“Nohohohot mihihihihy fahahhaault youhohohohou’re sohohohoho fuhuhuhcking tihihihcklish!” Vox exclaimed, trying to glare at the deer demon.

Alastor leaned in close, his voice low. “So this is a fitting punishment.”

Before another snarky remark could leave the TV Overlord’s mouth, Alastor’s hands were suddenly upon his hips. Vox let out a surprised squeal at the contact, much to the Radio Demon’s amusement.

“GEHEHEHEET AAHAHAHAHWAHAHAHAY!”

“My my, so easy to read~” Alastor teased with a chuckle, slowly circling his claws on Vox’s hips. “I take it this is a good place to stay for a while then~?”

“EHEHEHEHEHAT SHIHIHIHIHIHIT!” Vox replied, trying his best to at least pull one of his legs out so he could kick Alastor away from him. The tendrils held strong, obviously not ready to let the TV Demon go until the Radio Demon was satisfied.

“Seems like you agree!” As if to accentuate his point, the Radio Demon’s claws dug into the spot, kneading and squeezing as much as he desired.

Vox’s laughter went up an octave as Alastor continued to tickle his hips. No matter how desperately he tried, the TV Demon couldn’t escape the Radio Demon’s claws, poking, prodding, squeezing and spidering all over his hips. After a few more moments, Alastor stopped, allowing Vox a moment of respite.

“Okay.. you prick, you got your revenge. Now let me go!” Vox growled, Alastor simply chuckled.

“Oh, I can’t do that just yet, old friend.” Alastor hummed, looking the TV Demon over a bit. “There’s still so much more to punish you for.”

“Go fuck yourself!”

“Charming as ever, Vox.” Alastor hummed, getting an idea. “You know, all this fighting has left me quite famished, and I see a nice little meal in front of me~”

More shadowy tendrils appeared, ripping open the TV Overlord’s jacket and shirt, just as he had done to the Radio Demon. Vox’s eyes widened, threats flying out of his mouth as Alastor leaned down by his stomach. His threats and pleas fell on deaf ears as the deer began to lightly nibble on his stomach.

“Fuuhuhuck! Fuhuhuhck stohohohohhop!”

The Radio Demon paid him no mind, nibbling and biting Vox’s stomach, his sharp teeth adding to the ticklish feeling. Unlike many of the demons of Hell, the TV Overlord lacked any animal features, making the rest of his body hairless, and thus, even more susceptible to bites, nibbles, and raspberries.

“I-Ihihihih’m gohohoohhing to kihihihihilll yohoho-” Vox tried to threaten, only to be cut off by his own squealing as Alastor blew a raspberry right on his navel. “FUHUHUHUHUCK!”

And, just to make it worse, because Alastor was a prick, he squeezed Vox’s hips, pinching and tickling them once again.

“DAHAHAHAHAAHMN HIHIHIHIHIT STAHAHAHAHAHAAP!”

The raspberries, bites, and nibbles continued for a while, as well as the squeezes and pinches to Vox’s hips. Soon, however, the Radio Demon grew bored of the spot, stopping his attack. The TV Demon caught his breath, glaring at Alastor.

“Are you fucking finished?!” Vox growled.

“Hmmm, nope. There’s one more spot I wish to try.”

Alastor’s eyes drifted up toward Vox’s TV antenna, tilting his head curiously at the sight. Vox seemed to notice this, watching as the Radio Demon’s hands moved toward his antenna. Before the TV Overlord could yell at the deer to get away, he felt it, Alastor’s fingers rubbing and stroking the antenna.

Vox lost it.

“F-FUHU-FUHUH-FUUHUHUCK NHOHOH-NOHHO-NOHHOT THEHEHEHERE!” He exclaimed, his voice glitching as he was tickled.

“Oh~?” Alastor hummed, rather amused. “Is the TV buffering again?”

“NNOHOHOH-NOHOH- NOHOHOH!”

“Goodness, such a reaction and only from a few little tickles~” Alastor was enjoying this quite a bit. “You know, I thought of another reason why radio is the vastly superior entertainment option.”

“SHOHOH-SHOHOHOHO- SHOHOHOHVE YOHOHOHOUR REHEHE- REHEHEHE- REHEHEASON UP YOOHOHO- YOHOHOHOUR AHAHAHA- AHAHAHA- AAHAHHAASS!”

“Consider this; I could easily broadcast your laughter all over Hell! Wouldn’t that be fun~? No one even has to see your face to know how badly I’m tormenting you. I could just simply describe what I’m doing, letting every single denizen of Hell know exactly what breaks you~!”

“DOOHOHOHN’T-DOHHOHOHN’T YOUHOHOHOH DAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-DAHAHAHRE!”

“Imagine what the masses would think about this? ‘Back on air, the Radio Demon, featuring a very, very ticklish special guest~!’ It would be quite embarrassing for you, wouldn’t it?” Alastor chuckled, delighted by the idea. “I wonder how your employees would feel, knowing that their boss loses all his composure from a few well placed pokes.”

Vox laughed even harder from Alastor’s teasing, the deer’s ears picking up the sound of the TV’s internal fans kicking on to cool his internals down. This only made Alastor even more amused, laughing to himself at how easy it was to completely fluster the TV Overlord. How he wished he could keep this up all day.

Sadly, Charlie and the others would return soon, and even though Alastor was not killing Vox or hurting him, he really wasn’t in the mood for a lecture. After a few more slow, agonizingly ticklish strokes to the TV’s antenna, he backed away. As Vox caught his breath, the shadowy tendrils unceremoniously dropped him onto the floor.

“F…fuhuuhuhcking Hell…” Vox panted, a few more snickers escaping as he composed himself. “You’re evil.”

“Well, I wouldn’t be a powerful Overlord if I was kind.” Alastor chuckled. The TV rolled his eyes as he got up. “Now, we should fix this place up, before the others-” “What the fuck happened to the hotel?!” Vaggie’s voice interrupted, both Overlords turning to see the group had returned.

The bodyguard looked positively pissed that parts of the hotel had been damaged in Alastor and Vox’s fight. Charlie was staring at both of them in shock. Niffty, despite the smile on her face, was seething at how messy the hotel now was. Husker and Angel had both had tubs of popcorn, clearly about to enjoy whatever show was going to happen, until the bartender saw the broken bottles around the bar.

“Well, that seems like my cue to leave.” Vox said, straightening up, before giving Charlie a respectful bow. “Terribly sorry about the hotel, your highness.”

He didn’t sound sorry at all. With a small zap!, Vox had sent himself away through the hotel’s TV, leaving the Radio Demon to suffer with the consequences of the slightly ruined hotel. Of course the TV Overlord would leave him to deal with the incoming lecture and yelling from Vaggie, as well as Charlie’s disappointed scolding.

“Before you all get yourselves in a twist, I’ve already told you I would not let my new project fall into disrepair.” As Alastor said this, he snapped his fingers, his shadow minions quickly appearing and getting to work fixing and cleaning up his and Vox’s mess.

“Why was Mista Vox here anyway?” Angel asked, before noticing Alastor’s torn shirt and jacket, and smirking slightly. “Oooh ho-”

“Because he likes to be a thorn in my side.” Alastor interrupted. “Nothing more, nothing less.”

“Hey, ya don’t gotta explain yourself ta’ me, Smiles~” Angel teased, only to yelp as Alastor smacked him on the head with his cane.

“Yeah well, can you try to keep your fights with other Overlords out of the hotel?” Vaggie sighed, dragging a hand down her face. “Or whatever hate-fucking you two do.”

“I can assure you all, I’m not interested in anything of the sort. Especially not with Vox of all demons.” Alastor growled dangerously, a clear sign to end this train of thought.

“Um, Al, I appreciate you protecting the hotel.” Charlie began, getting between the Radio Demon and the others. “But, like Vaggie said, couldn’t you have done it outside?”

“Had I known he was showing up, I would have taken things outside.” The Radio Demon responded, looking at his nails casually, like he was already bored of the conversation. “Too bad he left before I could get him to replace the alcohol he stole from Husker’s bar.”

“That motherfucker!” Husk exclaimed, quickly going to the bar to check the damages and see how much alcohol was missing.

Despite the headache that came with having to explain himself, Alastor had learned something very interesting today, as did Vox. Something that would make their future encounters much more entertaining. Perhaps the TV Overlord wasn’t as boring as the Radio Demon thought.

#god DAMN this is in character holy shit

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johnwickmorelikejohnthicc · 5 days

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#literally hazbin hotel #charlie drew this #alastor loves it #hazbin hotel

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johnwickmorelikejohnthicc · 7 days

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this was funnier in my head

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS FUNNIER IN YOUR HEAD #IM FUCKING DEAD

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Little Easter comic!

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Mother and son

today in discord @redislonely told me about AU where Alastor's mom was a killer with him, and i said AND THEY WENT TO HELL TOGETHER and this is how all these things appeared lol

She moved in the hotel without asking anyone

She embarrases Alastor in front of the hotel gang

she makes him lunches (lunch: bodyparts of some random sinner she killed in a cute lunchbox that leaks blood)

She doesn't understand the concept of qpr, and thinks that Alastor and Rosie are dating

Angel tried to make jokes about Alastor's mom and it didn't end well

Lucifer flirts with her just to piss off Alastor

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I’ve noticed a lack of Yondu content so here ya go 💙💙💙

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Comedy Dialogue Ideas:

1. “Is that a ghost?” - “No, it’s Jojo Siwa.”

2. “So… no head?”

3. “I connected the dots.” - “You didn’t connect shit.” - “I connected them.”

4. *holds a bag of meat* “This one’s labeled ‘Susan’”

5. “eh, same trauma different flavors.”

6. “Did that box just meow?” - “This uh… turns out it wasn’t a one time thing.”

7. “Mom please it’s my birthday.” - “You stole a jet Adam-“

8. “You cannot kill me in a way that matters.” … “Did you just quote a tumblr shit post about mushrooms..?”

9. “Hi, I’m here to bring you to your next life-“ - “Yeah not gunna happen buddy.”

10. “My mom just died.” - “L.”

Angsty Dialogue Ideas:

11. “I miss them(/him/her) too! They were my friend too!” (/mom/dad/whatever)

12. “I told you… I told you to stay safe…”

13. “You’re back!” - “I’m sorry, who are you..?”

14. “I always thought I’d die with a bang… guess not.”

15. “Hey, it’s okay, you tried, and I’m so proud of you! Now it’s time for you to sleep, it’s time for you to go.”

16. “You deserve better than this… so I had to leave.”

17. “Did I mean anything to you?” … “Your silence speaks for you.”

18. “She (/he/they) was hurting.. I had to stay, please understand.” - “I was hurting too!”

19. “Look at me and tell me you didn’t do it!” - “I.. I’m sorry-“ - “I didn’t ask for an apology.”

20. “I don’t matter.” - “Don’t you?” - “I killed ___, I killed ___, hell I couldn’t even save ___.” … “You wanted to die, didn’t you..?”

Romance/fluff Dialogue Ideas:

21. “Stop working and come to bed.”

22. “You look amazing.” - “I’m in sweatpants and a hoodie.” - “And?”

23. “Your hands are so cold!” - “Yeah?” - “Let me warm them up?”

24. “Can I kiss you?”

25. “Let me love you!” - “Love yourself and I’ll think about it.”

26. “Why would you like me?” - “Cause you’re you, and you aren’t afraid to show it.”

27. “No negative thoughts will penetrate these walls!” - “Love, this is a pillow fort.” - “No negative thoughts!!” *bonks head*

28. “What’s the occasion?” - “Just thought you deserved your favorite meal.”

29. “So what’re you wearing for our date tonight?” - “We aren’t together.” - “…I forgot to ask.”

30. “Good morning honey.” - “Shut the fuck up.”

Suggestive Dialogue Ideas:

31. “Bend over for me, will ya?”

32. “Are you… are you not wearing underwear?”

33. “Think you wanna try something new tonight?”

34. “You doing okay lovely? You’re doing so well just a little more.”

35. “Think it’ll fit?”

36. “That’s big” - “Why thank you.”

37. “Hey-“ “-Not right here we’re in public.” - “When has that ever stopped us before?”

38. “We’ll go slow, okay?”

39. “Shit you taste good.”

40. “My parents are in the other room.” - “Guess you’ll have to be quiet then.”

Familial Dialogue Ideas:

41. “I walked in on ___ naked with ___!” - “You little snitch!”

42. “I’ve never done this before.” - “Dude I’m your brother, I can’t help choose the right pads, or tampons or whatever.”

43. “Wait you’re non-binary (/gender fluid/genderqueer/agender/etc)? Wait til mom finds out she’s been hoping to collect them all.”

44. “Your date ditched you? Oh-ho, lemme get the boys we’ll sort this out.”

45. “Y’know, mom/dad would’ve been proud of you.” - “How do you know?” - “Because I’m proud of you.”

46. “I did it!” - “Good job kiddo!”

47. “We are not buying another pet, you little shits have brought in so many it’s practically a zoo in here-!” *door opens in another room* “-Hey (parental figure)! Guess who got an axolotl!”

48. “Awkward sibling hug?” - “Awkward sibling hug.” - “(together).. Pat. Pat.”

49. “The toaster’s on fire again!”

50. “What’s your quiz on again? Human anatomy?” - “You bitch!”

Platonic Dialogue Ideas:

51. “So are you two dating?” - “We’re gay.”

52. “Remember when we used to bathe together?” - “Don’t remind me.”

53. “Dude your mom’s hot, total milf.” - “I think I’m going to hurl.”

54. “Your dad’s a fucking asswipe that I’d hit with a pan until he bleeds out and dies.” - “You live on the opposite side of the world.”

55. *on the phone* “Dont tell anyone, but I need plan b.” - “Of course.” *hangs up, calls someone else* “Dude you will not guess what I’m getting.”

56. “You backstabbing bitch!” - “Don’t point fingers to me! You’re the criminal!” - “I think it’s time to call a quits on monopoly..”

57. “So what you’re telling me… is that you found a cat and we now have to hide it from the admin because they’re not allowed on campus?” - “… yes..?” - “I’m in.”

58. “Are you awake?” - “It’s 4am, what do you think?”

59. “Hate me all you want, Travis is hot.” - “Travis is wanted for several degrees of murder.” - “And?”

60. “This is the sixth time we’ve been mistaken for siblings/dates…”

Found Family Dialogue Ideas:

61. “Thanks dad (/mom/etc)!” - *soft smile* “Of course kiddo.”

62. “He might be your father, but he was never your dad(dy).”

63. “You’re the first person who’s cared for me in this way.”

64. “Hey, don’t worry about money, it’s on me pumpkin.”

65. “I love you.”

66. “You’re such a thorn in my side, ya know that?” - “Yet you still keep me by your side!”

67. “I’m sorry I left you, I will never do that again.”

68. “…Wanna beer?” - “I’m 17.” - “Didn’t think I asked for your age.”

69(nice). “So who’s this ‘___’ kid?” - “Oh shut up.”

70. “You… did this for me?” - “I’d do anything for you kiddo.”

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