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I just think I should be allowed to bite Astarion back as a treat

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#aint that just the way

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he used to be a magistrate

#i need him to have one elle woods moment

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that datamined karlach design…..

#listen #hey listen #i can fix her (literally)

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Astarion as magistrate

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the ache of nostalgia

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#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #if i dont giggle while i'm writing whats even the point? #unwilling souls

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is it okay for lesbians to watch brokeback mountain\love simon\moonlight etc?

are u asking me if it’s okay for lesbians to watch movies

#wlw individuals are only allowed to consume media in the form of untranslated Sappho fragments

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You know how Orin was posing as that love test dryad how long do you think she was there for. How many people did she give relationship advice to. How many couples do you think she broke up.

#my queen

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#slumber party at the vampire mansion

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

#abdirak vibes

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anecdote of the pig, tory adkisson // achilles & partoclus // house of dragon, 1x07 // plainwater, anne carson // the truth about forever, sarah dessen // lighthousekeeping, jeanette winterson

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A laughing woman, taunting you... She betrayed you... Who was she?

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I'm currently convalescing like a consumptive Victorian, and I just want to thank everyone making thirsty content about this fop.

#astarion #bg3 #fanfiction writers are the backbone of our society #off to catch up on hellish rebuke