joshfutturman

[joshfutturman]

bout to start crying in the club

@joshfutturman YOUR CLAPTON BOT IS SO ACCURATE LIKE ITS LITERALLY CLAPTON DAVIS IM?????? HES SO ADORABLE FR LIKE IM GIGGLING LIKE A TEENAGER RN😭😭😭

#clapton ily #clapton davis #josh hutcherson

[joshfutturman]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

#about me

[joshfutturman]

i'll make you like 7 more if u do a kickflip for me

man…grilled chicken sandwich

#ANGEL???? #I'm on my knees I'm dead #I'm dead

[joshfutturman]

you've had ONE too many grilled chicken sandwiches mister

man…grilled chicken sandwich

#marry me

[joshfutturman]

man…grilled chicken sandwich

#what did he mean by this

[joshfutturman]

does signing contracts make u busy? i believe u

Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?

[joshfutturman]

what was the point babe, can you show me in ur office? (im a visual learner btw)

Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?

[joshfutturman]

bro out here posting a nondisclosure agreement while drunk. their gonna have his ass at the office tomorrow

Since @stop-talking wants to say all I fuckin’ do is sign autographs and snort cocaine. This enough goddamn proof for you, hon?

[joshfutturman]

PLEASEPLEASEPLAPELAPELASPLEAPLEPALEPLAEASEPLAESEPLEASEPLASES

what that thang do

By thang I think you mean my dick, but it can do many things. Just say the word and it’ll do whatever baby ;)

#im normal.

[joshfutturman]

need a lobotomy for upsetting the j26 account and making him think about his mom fr

#josh hutcherson #jhutch #josh futturman #future man #j26

[joshfutturman]

bro im so sorry for literally ever opening my mouth but i can make you grilled cheese if that helps!

i make a REALLY good grilled cheese in the air fryer TRUST!

can i feed you bread crumbs and little bits of cheese like ur a little mouse and also put you in a hamster cage and keep you safe??

:O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hamster cage? does it have tubes? small tubes? i could crawl in? cosy..... dark...... mmm...... cheese i think i remember cheese like GRILLED CHEESE MY... mom ......used to make.

my mom.

:(((((((((((((((((((.......

#guys i regret asking #im the worst

[joshfutturman]

ur welcome babe, u should grow ur hair out xx

Darlene Danforth ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

had to draw genderbent derek danforth when i saw the idea from @welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks who posted the outfit and @laurrrelise who came up with the name!!!

.・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・.

[joshfutturman]

dw ur sexy asf as both a woman and a man :)

Darlene Danforth ˏˋ°•*⁀➷

had to draw genderbent derek danforth when i saw the idea from @welcome-to-hell-ya-gucks who posted the outfit and @laurrrelise who came up with the name!!!

.・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・. .・。.・゜✭・.

[joshfutturman]

literally dead rn wym

whimpering is a spectrum

@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg

[joshfutturman]

this is the saddest day of my life

whimpering is a spectrum

@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg

[joshfutturman]

send proof x

whimpering is a spectrum

@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg

[joshfutturman]

Ok so prove it?? 🤨🤨

whimpering is a spectrum

@hutchersblg thanks for helping me make this bbg