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judiepatootiesbababooboo · 11 months

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stuff that happened in the 2022/2023 football season that should send us into a coma but we’re too desensitized:

1. the whole ass world cup in the middle of the season. what was that

2. manchester united sacking ronaldo and announcing a sale of the club in the middle of the world cup

3. ronaldo getting dropped at the world cup and his replacement scoring a hattrick immediately after

4. keeping up with the belgians (world cup edition)

5. keeping up with the belgians (courtois saying he doesn’t respect kdb after stealing his missus)

6. ronaldo stans beefing with a little moroccan girl

7. the kingdom of saudi arabia buying newcastle united and then telling the premier league that they didn’t and the premier league going “oh okay if you say so”

8. megan thee stallion being romelu lukaku’s date to lautaro martinez’s wedding

9. pique cheating on shakira and then shakira releasing a diss track about it

10. shakira figuring out pique cheated on her because someone ate her strawberry jam and pique doesn’t eat strawberry jam

11. apparently the girl pique cheated on shakira with (clara) cheating on pique with pep

12. wagatha christie libel case

13. real madrid dropping a video accusing barcelona of fascism and the government of cataluyna getting involved

14. the pope coming out as a manchester united fan

15. the one napoli fan that basically made zielinski strip on the pitch

16. mount vesuvius park shutting down because napoli fans wanted to fake an eruption as a celebration

17. frank lampard taking everton into a relegation battle, getting sacked, and then taking chelsea into a relegation battle

18. on that note: chelsea were in a relegation scrap and finished 12th

19. mourinho lost his first ever european final to sevilla europa league black magic

20. whatever the fuck borussia dortmund did on the last day of the bundesliga season

21. anthony martial’s ex wife chasing his first wife down a french motorway with a baby in the passenger seat

22. psg suspending messi because he took an unsanctioned trip to saudi arabia and then unsuspending him two days later because they didn’t want people talking about geopolitics

23. the absolutely bizarre messi apology video released by psg

24. spurs refunding their fans’ tickets after being embarrassing

25. pep’s heartbreak over the fact julia roberts is a manchester united fan

26. chelsea scored one goal in the month of april

27. chelsea and spurs had six managers between them and won one match combined between march and april

28. mourinho fighting anthony taylor after the europa league final

29. milan derby in the ucl for the first time since 2005

30. luis enrique saying he’s cool with the spanish players having sex during the world cup as long as they’re not having orgies

31. luis enrique saying he doesn’t have sex anymore unless his wife wants to

32. man city charged with 115 counts of financial doping and trying to get the barrister in charge disqualified because he’s an arsenal fan

33. mourinho wire-taping himself to catch referees being corrupt

34. ryan reynolds and mac from it’s always sunny in philadelphia buying a football club and that football club getting promoted

35. pele died rip

36. women football awards sponsored by shein and klarna having a category for “male football ally of the year” and it’s just random men that went to one (1) women’s game

37. barcelona negreia case (how do you say calciopoli in catalan?)

38. infantino saying he feels gay, african, like a migrant worker, disabled, arab, and qatari

39. infantino saying he was oppressed as a child because he was ginger and italy is not safe for gingers

40. david alaba’s father in law getting arrested for being one the leaders of a far right group plotting to overthrow the german government

41. richarlison being tumblr’s it girl for a month and then not scoring a goal for the next four

42. juventus being in the middle of another corruption scandal and being docked points because of it

43. two teams getting investigated by the british government for playing football the weekend the queen died

44. gavi getting a yellow card in the first minute of a football match

45. pogba’s brother was arrested by french authorities for being part of a group-organized extortion attempt against pogba

46. richarlison getting a tattoo of neymar’s face and neymar paying him 30k to get it removed

47. iker casillas coming out, puyol implying they had a thing, and both of them retracting it in the most misha collins way possible.

48. sane and mane fight

49. zlatan retired from football

50. barca withholding about 50 million in wages from their players and somehow frenkie still didn’t want to join manchester united

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judiepatootiesbababooboo · 11 months

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the gif omgg

The kid — TAA

AUTHOR: this man… I’m sorry

SUMMARY: in which trent gets along very well with your daughter…

WARNINGS: baby fever, trent being a cutie, mentions of pregnancy and… smut

“Trent!” You are interrupted in the middle of your conversation with your cousin Andrew. Your eyes follow your daughter of four years old run towards the brunette who simply kneels down to grab her. You smile as you watch the two of them hug so tightly that it warms your heart.

“She loves him, doesn’t she?” Andrew points out and you nod, biting your bottom lip. Trent has been nothing but great to your daughter, which is something you didn’t even expect from him. Not that you think of Trent as an awful guy, but you know he is pretty young yet he treats her almost as if she was his own daughter. Jade does have a father, but since the two of you have decided to part ways it’s been tough for her to see him as often.

“She plays videogames with him. I think he likes her more than he likes me.” You explain and Andrew laughs. He knows how much his friend loves gaming, especially when it’s his day off and it’s raining outside. He also knows his niece, Jade, loves playing videogames because he was the one to introduce her to this world.

“I don’t think that’s true. He’s always talking about you, it’s so sweet it makes me want to puke.” You giggle at Andrew’s words. Your eyes are back on Trent as he spins your daughter around. It’s Liverpool last home game and you had to make it, for him. Trent appreciates your presence a lot, in fact, he starts walking towards the two of you with your daughter in his arms. Your smile widens as you admire the view.

“Hey, pretty girl.” He pulls you in for a kiss which is cut short by Jade who pulls Trent by the neck. You burst into laughter. She’s so jealous of her mother, as much as she loves Trent she still wants you all to herself which is understandable. You peck Trent’s cheek one last time.

“Jade, have you told Trent what you wanted to ask him?” You hide your smirk as you look at the scouser, who frowns and shakes his head. Jade repeats the gesture and giggles before whispering something in his ear. You and Trent met around three years ago through your cousin. It wasn’t as romantic as you wished for it to be. After getting out of a relationship with the man you’ve had a child with, you were mainly focused on raising her as best as you could. But you had instantly caught the scouser’s attention, mainly because you were with Andrew and he wondered if he was cheating on his girlfriend. He was more than happy to find out he was wrong.

“And mommy said yes already? I did not expect that.” Trent glances at you with surprise in his eyes. Jade eagerly nods, her small arms moving to pull him even closer to her. You roll your eyes at him playfully.

“Alright then. Let’s go get some ice-cream then.” Trent throws Jade over his shoulder and starts to jog towards his car. You can’t help but chuckle as you hear your daughter laughing out loud. You say your goodbyes and follow the two of them. Once you get to the car you see Trent putting the seatbelt on for Jade. He is so caring towards her it makes your heart flutter.

“Can I get three flavors?” Jade asks as Trent begins to drive in the direction of the ice cream place your daughter has been obsessed with for the past months. Trent chuckles, knowing where this is going to go.

“Only if you behave, princess.” You tell her, handing her favorite little game to play with for the drive. Trent rests his hand on your thigh as you talk about your day, he listens carefully, commenting every now and then and asking questions. You take his hand in yours and kiss his knuckles. You wish you could live in moments like this one forever. Your conversation is soon interrupted when Jade realizes you have arrived. You don’t even make it to the door that Trent is already taking her in his arms and locking the car.

“I think this pretty lady has behaved pretty well, haven’t you Jade?” Trent tries to bribe you. They usually team up together against you. Jade nods in agreement and giggles at Trent. You shake your head in defeat and let them win this battle. There’s no valid reason why you should oppose yourself. You walk inside the shop and Trent starts pointing out the new flavors to Jade, explaining them to her. You once again stop to contemplate the two of them: Jade has a beautiful smile on her face, she’d laugh at anything that leaves Trent’s mouth, she finds him so funny he always says you never laugh at his jokes as much as your daughter does. On the other hand Trent tells her something you can’t really hear, but by the smile on both of their faces you can tell it’s something good.

“What do you want, baby?” Trent snaps you out of your bubble as he turns around. He already has an ice cream in his hand and so does Jade. You shake your head no, at the moment you’re hungry for something else. Trent frowns but doesn’t insist and he chuckles when he hears you groan after he’s paid for their ice creams. You don’t want him taking care of Jade for stuff you should be paying for, but Trent doesn’t mind.

“Is it good, sweetie?” You ask her as she sits on one of the stools outside the shop. Jade nods, one of her flavors all over her lips already. Trent chuckles and continues eating his cone.

“Can I get a taste?” You ask him and he nods, handing you his ice cream. You lick it around, your eyes staying on the scouser. His soft smile disappears as his tongue swipes across his bottom lip to catch any trace of the ice cream. You smirk as you pull away. It’s so easy to get him aroused it’s funny. Trent shakes his head in disapproval and glances at Jade who’s been too preoccupied with her ice cream to focus on anything else.

“Daddy- Trent, can I get a napkin?” You are both caught off guard as the words leave your daughter’s mouth. You instantly look at Trent to see his reaction: he is just as shocked but it doesn’t last long, he’s quick at nodding with a big smile on his face as he steps inside the shop. You watch as he takes the napkins and comes back outside, that smile still painted on his lips.

“What are you smiling at?” You ask, even though you already knew the answer to that question. The scouser chuckles and shakes his head.

“Nothing. Just happy to be with my two favorite girls.” He pecks your forehead, his arm bringing you closer to him. Your rest your head against his chest. Your heart could explode from joy in this exact moment: while Jade laughs at whatever comes out of Trent’s mouth, while Trent kisses your cheek or forehead, while the sun slowly sets down you feel completely and utterly at peace.

“Let’s go. I can see you’re tired, sweetie.” You point out as you see Jade struggling to keep her eyes open. It’s been a long day and you know she needs a good night of sleep. Trent drives the three of you home and he’s surprised to hear you ask him to come inside. Not that he’s not usually around, he just expected you to be too tired to hang out more. But he doesn’t question it, he simply follows you.

“T, she wants her good night kiss.” You tell him as he stands on the threshold of Jade’s bedroom. The little one smiles at the scouser as he approaches the bed slowly.

“Will you be here tomorrow for breakfast? Mommy doesn’t make pancakes as good as yours.” Trent laughs at your daughter’s comment and you roll your eyes. You put her in this world and she still chooses your boyfriend over you: unbelievable. Trent nods, pecking her forehead. Jade lays on her side and closes her eyes with a small smile on her lips. You both leave her room as quietly as possible.

“Want a drink?” He asks heading towards your kitchen. You nod and watch him move around your place. It feels so domestic, so right. He pours you two a glass of water and it’s only when he hands it to you that he notices that you’ve been staring at him for this whole time.

“What? Do I have something on my face, baby?” He touches his nose but you shake your head, chugging down the last droplets of water before walking closer to him, your hands immediately touching his stomach and pulling him closer by the shirt.

“No… But I could think of something I’d like to see on your face.” You boldly admit and he’s taken aback at first, a dramatic gasp leaving his mouth. You slap his arm playfully. He’s suddenly more alerted than before to any looks you throw his way.

“Let’s go, you’ve been teasing me enough today.” He unexpectedly takes you into his arms and leads you into your bedroom, kicking the door closed with his foot. You giggle and enjoy the princess treatment. Trent lays you down on the bed and you don’t waste any time in sitting straight up as he towers over you. Trent smirks down at you, your face almost resting on his crotch as you look up at him with nothing close to innocence painted on your face. He knows you’re up to something evil and he’s dying to see what it is.

“Why so needy, baby? Haven’t I fucked you good enough lately?” Trent asks rhetorically because he already knows the answer. He doesn’t mind the sex, quite the contrary but he still wonders what has got you in such a mood. Your smirk widens as you simply shrug your shoulders, pretending to not know the source of your horniness. Trent doesn’t buy it and if he isn’t getting the answer he wants your way, he’ll make sure to get it his way.

“Take your clothes off f’me, baby.” He asks and you do as requested, stripping yourself out of your shirt and shimming your jeans down your legs. He continues to watch you cautiously. A hundred thoughts run through Trent’s mind as his eyes stay on you. You lay back down on your forearms, your gaze provoking him.

“Good girl… Spread your legs.” You pry them open, letting him look at your naked core. But you feel no shame or embarrassment. You never feel ashamed or embarrassed to be nude with him. Trent makes you feel sexy, empowered, sensual. The scouser chuckles and kneels down between your legs. Before getting any closer to you he takes his shirt off, the scouser knows how much you like his physique.

“Let me take a good look at her… So pretty, isn’t she?” He teases you, his big hands squeezing your thighs as he looks down at your aroused core. You chuckle and nod. This kind of complicity is something you’ve only ever had with Trent and it makes your relationship even more special and unique. You wait for him to make a move, but he simply caresses your thighs for a bit, kissing the skin.

“She’s not going to eat herself though, is she?” You joke. Trent lets out a laugh, amused with your sassiness. He then nods and lowers himself, keeping the eye contact. You hold your breath, waiting anxiously for the feeling of his lips on your needy self. But before he can even taste it, you see him spit on it unexpectedly. It’s not something he hasn’t done before, but it still catches you off guard.

“Gotta make sure she’s wet and ready f’me, baby.” And that is the beginning of your end…

Trent is a man of many talents but if you had to list them all you’d definitely put eating pussy in the top five. It’s not just that he does it good— he does it wonderfully to be exact— he seems to enjoy it just as much as you. The look he gives you when he’s between your legs, when his tongue fucks your core, laps at your dripping folds, teases your clit, it just drives you insane and most of the time it’s what gets you going. The little grunts he lets out make your legs squeeze around his head, the filth that leaves his mouth makes your stomach flip and your cheeks burn. The grip his hands have on your body to keep you still for him. You just can’t get enough. And when he rises to his knees, your juices dripping down his chin as he watches your fucked out state that’s when you realize you can never have enough of him. Even if he has just given the orgasm of your life, even if you’re already a mess you can’t help but reach for his pants. Trent usually laughs at your eagerness, finding both flattering and amusing.

“Easy there… Lay back.” He tells you as he steps out of his boxers. You bite your lip as you watch his hard cock. He smirks down at you, your legs already parted for him. Your eyes trail from his cock to his abs to his pretty face.

“Fuck me, Trent…” you beg him. He is so pleased with himself you’d flip him off any other day but not when he’s about to fuck you dumb. He hovers over you, the warmth of his body making you melt into the bed. Your legs immediately wrap around his middle, caging him. He kisses you, his tongue fighting with yours. It’s passionate, it’s loving, it’s hot. It’s everything you two have ever shared.

“Gonna take it like a good girl?” He rhetorically asks as he aligns himself with your entrance, you’re so quick at nodding it makes him chuckle. You kiss his smile because you’re so in love with it you want to remember it for the rest of your life on earth. Trent presses his lips against yours again, never able to get enough of your taste. You hold him close, gasping when he pushes himself inside. You don’t need much to get used to him, the earlier orgasm making you already wet and ready for him.

“Fuck, you take me so fucking well, baby…” he mutters, his head resting in the crook of your neck as he kisses and bites the skin. You squirm beneath him, feeling him deep inside of you. Trent keeps a slow pace, his hand resting on your lower tummy to feel himself pressed against your stomach. You take his head in your hands and push his head away from your neck. Trent’s eyes stare right into yours as he keeps thrusting in and out of you, you melt under his gaze.

“I love you, T.” You say out loud. It’s not the first time so it doesn’t surprise him yet it makes his heart skip a beat. It’s the intensity of your gaze and truthfulness of your words that make him soften. He leans down and kisses you quickly, making sure not to rest any weight on you. Your fingers caress the back of his head. It’s not the first time you’ve made love to each other but every time it feels so intimate and special.

“I love you too, baby.” He smiles down at you, his pace decreasing for a second. He pushes your legs higher up on his waist, switching angle. You moan, your legs threatening to close around his middle. Trent picks up the pace, his eyes leaving yours for a brief moment as he looks at your conjoined bodies. But you watch him. It’s when he thrusts inside of you again, your legs now trembling even more as your judgement is clouded by desire.

“Fuck, T…” you grasp at his shoulders, feeling so close to your release you can’t stop the sounds coming from your mouth, you just hope your daughter isn’t able to hear them. Trent does everything and anything in order to push you closer to your orgasm.

“Trent…” you call for him, he looks at you. His brown eyes almost shine under the dim light of your bedroom. “I want to have your baby.” You let out, tears welling up in your eyes after your admission. Trent’s face expresses shock and he can’t connect your words for a second. But once he does, his lips are on you as he mumbles a hundred ‘yes’ against them. You giggle at his reaction. Trent has never brought up the topic but he’s been thinking about it for awhile, watching you with Jade and seeing how good he feels with her around he can’t help but wonder what it’d feel like to have a baby. So to hear you finally say those words, it makes him almost cry out of happiness.

“I fucking love you, y/n.” “Put a baby in me, Trent.” “Fuck yes…” you can’t control the filthiness that fills the room, you don’t tear your eyes off him as you cum, almost crying as you do. You don’t know whether it’s for the excitement or the mix of emotions you’re experiencing but either way you feel safe and protected in his arms. Trent lays down next to you, pulling you closer.

“Did you really mean it?” He asks, unsure of your previous statement and whether it was due to the heat of the moment. You look up at him, resting your forehead against him.

“Yes, I want to start a family with you, T.”

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judiepatootiesbababooboo · 11 months

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this scene where he smirks and nods before throwing a trash can at miles had me fighting for my life

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judiepatootiesbababooboo · 11 months

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Let you break my heart again by laufey w/ Jude pls 🤞🙏

Let You Break My Heart Again - Jude Bellingham

"Until then, I'll drink my coffee, eat my pie, pretend that we are more than friends. Then of course, I'll let you break my heart again."

a/n: from the lyrics and everything i think u alr know what's gonna go down (tots not because i just don't know how to write a synopsis.)

also it took me so long to decide which lyric to pick 😧

Now Playing . . . Let You Break My Heart Again by Laufey

His eyes were the color of coffee. Soft and brood. Bitter yet sweet. Aromatic and bright. Something that you can't help but crave for.

His words were like a pie. Sweet and loving. Creamy and smooth.

Addictive.

That was one of the many words you could use to describe Jude.

Bitter like coffee and sweet like the pie you always ate for breakfast. That was Jude.

Developing feelings for Jude was something you should've tried to stop a long time ago.

You should've known that you liked him from the very beginning. The way your heart would skip a beat the moment he called your name. The way you felt like the entire world had frozen every time his eyes met yours.

Yet you didn't. The feelings continued to bloom badly. Your feelings grew into a rose with a thousand thorns which wrapped your body. You couldn't escape.

The many times where you wanted to look away from Jude, to prevent your heart from aching never came.

It was like he had you in his fingertips and he didn't even notice.

The many times you tried to stop the blush that kept creeping into your cheeks every time he held your hand in a friendly manner.

But that was sadly all you would ever be to Jude. A friend.

It was a cold winter night. The dark blue sky was powdered with stars. You were sat at a bench, staring at the blue abyss above you mindlessly.

"Are you cold?" a familiar voice joked. You looked beside you and saw your friend, Jude standing before you with his hands dug deep in his pockets. "I didn't know it would be this cold." you said softly.

You heard a scruffle in Jude's jacket. You looked back at him and his hand was out for you to take.

"It's warm, I promise." Jude said with a soft smile.

Your mouth gaped open as you tried to find the exact words to say. You could feel your entire face being hot as the snow came dripping down the sky.

Without a choice, you took Jude's hand.

It was indeed warm. Soft and warm. Lovely and comforting.

You wanted to hold onto it for the rest of time. May the weather be hot or cold, you didn't want to let go.

If you were to let go, your feelings would never go. You would think of this moment for the rest of your life, reliving it time and time again and realize that moment would never happen again.

Jude continued walking and without thinking straight, your hand clenches on his harshly.

Jude stops. He looks behind him and to his arm. Your hand tensed into his.

"Are you okay?" Jude asked softly. The realization hit you and your hand had stopped tensing. "Is it that cold?" Jude joked, going closer to you.

You stood there, frozen. Like the harsh weather had finally dawned on you.

But that wasn't it. What had dawned on you was the realization that you had fallen for Jude.

And the most painful thing about that realization was, you knew he would never like you back.

"Let's get you home, okay?" Jude whispered worriedly, tugging on your arm softly.

The night was a blur. You remember the silent yet comforting walk you had on the way home. His hand grew warmer by the minute and you remembered adoring every single second of it.

As the two of you approached your house, you found yourself wishing it would never end.

You wished, deep inside, the walk would go on and on. Who cares where you would end up in?

You woke up, covered in blankets which was Jude's doing.

As your eyes opened slowly, a feeling of sadness washed over you. The warmth of the blankets would never match to Jude's warmth.

You got up and headed to your kitchen.

As you approached the counter, you could see two indistinctive objects.

Pie and coffee and in the middle was a small note.

You felt tears well your eyes, though you weren't entirely sure why.

Some day, one day; I will stop falling in love with you. Until I do, I'll be thinking of you.

this is kinda half assed ill by honest but nevertheless, i hope you enjoy it :)!!!

also ill post again tomorrow so dont worry!!

TAGLIST !!! :)

- @mbapbaesluvr

- @hearts4jude

- @f1lover55

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