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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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yeah

#yeah.

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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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not his little girl anymore

#ace attorney

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we’ll tear up the streets of london 💥

#wahhh #i miss them...

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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yeah

#YEAH #this is my fav version of this ive seen so far tbh

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If you follow the @klapolloauzine acc you might have already seen this but I wanted it on my blog too. And speaking of Klapollo AU Zine, we just opened our Mod applications! So if you want to be part of the team and help the ship (haha!) stay afloat consider applying! x)

I've wanted to draw something for my fantasy AU for a while now and doing promo art for the zine was a fantastic opportunity.

#oughhh oughh they're so gorgeous #stared at this a normal amount when i first saw it yeah #klapollo #🫶🫶🫶🫶

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For those who celebrate:

Phoenix Wright has been disbarred for five slutty slutty years.

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE