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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

#finally got a proper hair cut that wasnt just a trim #ive never felt cooler and ive never felt more myself

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"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

#THANK YOU PREV #I WILL

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#anti jk rowling

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

#rb-ing from myself bc boy howdy do i need a fucking break

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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

#mecore

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#nah they can have it #and if im being honest id give them more #mecore

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#my family has an extensive history of smoking nicotine #so i've probably inhaled a lot of second hand smoke over the years #polls

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PLEASE DO NOT TAG OR SEND TO NEIL GAIMAN

I made you a gift!

It's a cheesy bumpersticker style nudge to STOP SENDING NEIL GAIMAN

- fan therories about season 2/3

- your own theories about season 2/3

- other people's theories about season 2/3 (ESPECIALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION)

- your wants for season three

- things you don't want for season three (other people might want that!)

- YOUR FAN FICTIONS OR FAN ART

He has repeatedly asked not to bring these things to him. And even though his answers can be funny it can get him into legal trouble if what ends up in the show is similar to fan art/fics/creations

Please! Stop!

Bonus

Feel free to spread these around I'm so tired of the second hand embarrassment

#aggressively tapping the sign #good omens

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Suddenly there is no problem

#reminds me of my dads giant maine coon he used to have #my dad named him thud...because he would always make a loud thud sound when he hit the ground #(very clever i know)

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Good omens fans when someone says i forgive you

#mecore #good omens

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i don’t think people understand that me crocheting isn’t me being “an old woman” or “being creative” it’s a challenge to me, this is just one of the many fiber arts i’ve mastered. and after i’ve dominated the fiber art community, i’m going after the the traditional art community, like painting and shit. i may suck at it now, but in a couple years, i will have everyone bowing down to me as the only artist ever.

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