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#jack martin #wake up babe new jacktok just dropped #goober

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I’m always curious as to whether he’s shy about it and waits till she’s not around or if Lili’s just sitting scrolling her phone or something and stuffing her hand in her mouth so she doesn't distract him by cracking up 😅

I dont know why, but Jack making Tiktok videos at Lili's house is really cute to me....

#it's definitely cute

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Hope you are OK, missing your posts? Come back soon x

I just wanted to say thank you to this anon and everyone who sent me nice messages while i was awol for a bit.

I joked about the troll continuing to bombard me when i'd not even logged in for ~ a week, but actually i had way more sweet asks than shitty ones. I really appreciate it 💕

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The way Cole morphed into Paul Giamatti at 30 (no disrespect to Giamatti. He is actually very talented).

Oh shit 🤣 Paul Giamatti without the talent, humility or likeability. Oof.

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For all his faux-intellectual contortion of language, i swear it’s just empty air most of the time. He's barely a person.

I think he just mashes as many different emotional buttons as possible in hopes that this time he can pull off a positive attention combo.

As real as it gets.

If I loved myself I would have left sooner.

I was a nurse in my past relationship.

Lili and I are great friends.

People don’t like me cause I dated and dumped my co star.

Frankly I can’t keep up with the ever changing narrative….the one thing that never changes is the fact that he is simply incapable of taking any responsibility for his actions.

It is NOT Lili’s fault that people don’t like you Cole. People don’t like you because you are rotten to the core bruh.

I’m sick of this asshole.

If you’re looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

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Why does his hair have a muffin top? 😭

the jokes write themselves 🤣🤣🤣

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“Sem sorte com este”

🎥 Lili Reinhart via Tik Tok

#Lili said acab 🥰

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The quotes on this already! People are so excited for Lili’s post Riverdale career☺️

#wbk

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Ladies?

#jack martin

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🤣🤣

#jack martin

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I feel like Jack and Lili should be Woody and Bo peep from Toy story for Halloween lol.

Haha, omg, that would be amazing. I could see him being a bit 'Jim from the Office' about Halloween, but i reckon he'd be totally up for doing something like that if Lili suggested it.

Not to get too ridiculous, but i always thought Lili would be a perfect Rapunzel for live action Tangled and i could totally see Jack as Flynn 🙊 (But, that said, i'm 100% behind the campaign for Maitreyi Ramakrishnan to star 💖)

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(More) Jack Martin at Variety – Power of Young Hollywood

#jack martin

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#jack martin #please never change jack #Variety power of young Hollywood

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His happy lil face 🥺💖

#bet he lost his gd mind when she announced 1989 Taylor's version

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#just er posting this one so my records aren't incomplete 👀 #jack martin #those gams tho

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Love to be greeted by anons in my asks acting like the fact i took a break to deal with some upsetting personal stuff is some kind of gotcha for Lili trolling 🙄🙄

How is your life that fucking boring that you can't stop begging for the attention of a rando who's not even there?!

#no i'm not bored of Lili – i just have this silly little thing called my own dumb life #maybe try it sometime? #(would not recommend tho tbf)

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I can’t with him 🤣