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https://www.etsy.com/listing/701032709/handmade-embroidered-scrunchie

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have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

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hey who THE FUCK runs the lightning thief twitter and just trebucheted me back into post blood of olympus 2014

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If you have Butterfingers and you drop them, then you both have butterfingers and do not have Butterfingers.

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Me, already seeing idealistic liberals fight and say they won’t vote if their specific fave doesn’t win in the primaries:

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its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

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Baby: W- W- Wh- W-

Parents: OMG! He/she is about to speak!

Baby: wHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Gerard Way: *kicks down door* TOO SEE A MARCHING BAND

MCR: *Materializes* HE SAID SON WHEN

Tyler Joseph: *Backflips through window* YOU GROW UP

Dan Howell: *Comes in riding a llama* WILL YOU BE

MCRMY: *Eyeliner running* THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

World: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

Parents:

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hey yall! its been a long long long time since ive been on tumblr. Tbh it kinda got to be a lot of negative energy and just too much going on here and in my personal life. Its been a year since i took a break and now im into more bway shows and also spn and sherlock. Im working on writing stuff and doing good in school (except for chem... fuck that). But overall I just wanted to let you all know that im doing much better than I was. If you wanna reach me I MAY be active here, but my Twt is @/SEIZETHESQUIP and my insta (I have many) is: -Bway:@/antisocial.theatre.addict

-Edits:@/Occasional.Spl.edits

-Icons: fandom.icon.edits

This website was a fun part of my life for a couple years but tbh its kinda gone downhill like they took away porn (um rude). But anyway, feel free to contact me, even if we havent talked in a year!!!

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The drive home from a concert where you’re tired but you’re so happy to have witnessed something so great so you just sit there engrossed in memories from the show reblog if u agree

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🍎

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I never mean to hurt anyone   /   I don’t care if I hurt anyone

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boi

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“maybe my dad wasn’t always there maybe he never knew how to care but maybe that’s life and life ain’t fair and i know right now things are less than fine but i think my dad may have thrown me a line and better late than never, i finally get a sign i’m the son of poseidon”

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So I was looking through some Mean Girls pictures and…

CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME

WHY THE FUCK

BENJAMIN COOK

IS IN DRAG

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some things about this beautiful world

the sound of birds, especially in spring

nature can be both perfect and imperfect

the sun is yellow, the sky is blue so the grass is green

when you wake up and the sun is shining in your room

when you hug someone you haven’t seen for a while

nature has every shade of color in it

painting your nails in your favorite color

flowers

we put pretty colors on our face so that we feel more confident

you have to smile when you put on blush

sunsets and sunrises

foggy mornings

a cute cafe

laughing so hard your tummy hurts

every laugh is unique

every human is unique

feeling proud of yourself

butterflies

animals in general

cold water on a hot day

fruits and vegetables

nature can heal itself

so can you

when you come home after a long day

cleaning out your room

playing board games

you

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PSA: Jack Kelly is Moana

Okay hear me out...

-v young yet leads many

-wants to escape current home

-don’t tell me Medda ain’t like the grandma

-pua is crutchie bc they are adorable and absent most of the plot but everyone loves them

-tomatoa= Pulitzer (rich dude wants to stop Moana)

-eventually finds happieness in own home

#jackkelly #newsies #jeremyjordan #moana #crutchiie #francissullivan #newsies live

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if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it