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this is incredible

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one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that

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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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240204 ateez 🍻 arriba!

#hi gay people on my phone look at my dearly beloved musical theatre-esque kpop boys #(also check out their entire 'arriba' stage on youtube it's insane. also also just check out their entire discography it's great) #ateez

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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

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"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."

Well, that was a lie.

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I love Reddit sometimes.

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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Phil giving his self insert character a love interest who's a hot British guy that spends the whole fic yapping and makes the first move yeah I see the vision here

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"tagging phan for the bit" i hope one day you find joy in your heart and let the whimsy in. meanwhile i'm tagging phan for the sillies

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now that phil's openly said he's fine with people writing fanfic about him and "another youtuber" i think the funniest move we can pull is start writing tons of fanfiction about phil and another random youtuber who isn't dan

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Dan walked into the room wearing clothes.Across from him was Andrew Wells.Wearing his George Hamilton costume and oven gloves."I baked you funnel cake," Andrew declared, gesturing towards the oven.Dan was consumed by funnel cakey lust.He leapt across the room.And then they made love and the funnel cake was forgotten.THE END.

lmao! this is beautiful.my life is literally complete