katherinebathory

[katherinebathory]

what's the worst place you've ever hooked up?

A mausoleum. So hot for the aesthetic but it was just TOO dark and depressing in there for me.

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[katherinebathory]

what flavor of cake would you be and why?

Red Velvet. Classic but not generic and so so delicious!

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[katherinebathory]

what's something you're terrible at?

Nothing, I’m weirdly flawless that way!

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[katherinebathory]

who are five monsters at this school that you'd never date and why?

@dorianbloodsworth, trash

@isobelenvy, trash

@seraphinaflame, trash taste in friends

@moranahayat, trash taste in music

@shanesquatch, stupid.

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[katherinebathory]

if human blood was suddenly inaccessible to you, what kind of blood would become your favourite?

Maybe minotaur. Feel like it might be a bit reminiscent of a really rare steak?

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[katherinebathory]

who if anyone do you currently have your eye on?

@frostinehimalaya, she is so unbelievably stunning.

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[katherinebathory]

have you ever been married?

Hell to the no. If I want to have a giant party celebrating something that ultimately doesn’t mean too much anymore, I can just throw myself yet another birthday party.

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[katherinebathory]

if lily suddenly ceased to exist and ambrose was back on the market, is there anyone you'd set him up with?

A therapist because he’d probably off himself five seconds later.

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[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🎁 AMBRATE

Ambrose: Consider it yours, my dear sister, consider it yours and please, treat it with kindness. Lily loves me just as much as I love her and she's far more than her altar of Venus, but I don't blame you for not being able to see it. Perhaps one day my two favorite girls will become best friends though, I'm holding out hope. It is. A city up north recently had a small massacre so I'm thinking we go south.

Kate: See this is why you’re my favorite brother, and not just because you’re the only one still alive. Okay but DOES SHE REALLY? And isssss she really? Like how many years have you two even actually been together because of her being the goddamn worst? Two fifty? We’ll be besties when hell freezes over, so maaaybe drop that hope? A small massacre? Yikes, who’s that sloppy???

[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🤔 FRATE

Frostine: ...Normally I not fan of letting people avoid problems but also, sounds like good time. Do your fangs get in way of that at all?

Kate: It’s the BEST time! Not really, I have years and years of experience so I barely even have to remember they’re there usually.

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TEXT 🎁 AMBRATE

Ambrose: I'll take suggestions for an apology gift, if you have anything in specific you've been wanting. My wife is very much not the worst but I do appreciate the sentiment. I did disrespect her and our relationship with the things I said so I understand her upset. I think sometimes I do not reaize how much resentment has built up on my end over the centuries, but that's not as important as how much love has built up and I can only hope she sees that too. A sibling hunt night does sound fun. It's been far too long.

Kate: I’d like the Hermes Birkin 30 Pink Ostrich Leather Exotic Silver Top Handle Satchel Tote Bag, thanks! Your wife is very much the worst of the worst and an idiot that probably doesn’t see how much love has built up but I know you’re clitmatized so I’ll let it slide. Yay! It’s so overdue!

[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🤔 FRATE

Frostine: Is this avoiding problem thing normal for you? What kind of sexual healing you thinking?

Kate: Of course! Who likes problems? I’m thinking maybe you letting me go down on you for a couple hours could be very healing for my brain??

[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🎁 AMBRATE

Ambrose: My most sincere apologies. Expect something large and lavish at your door soon. I didn't realize you'd heard that. I think I might not be okay, but I'm unsure. You know how it is with Lily.

Kate: Mmhmm. I will! Yeah, clearly considering you didn’t realize I’d SEE the boning. I do know how it is with her and I’m sorry your wife is the worst :( Do you need anything? Like a hug or some evil normies to eat?

[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🤔 FRATE

Frostine: Am checking in on mental state. In my village I would hide in cave for week if caught my family in act of nooky. Do you need cheering up? Distraction? Therapy?

Kate: I'm going to ignore the first half of this text and focus alll my attention on the second! I would LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE cheering up or distraction, especially from someone as gorgeous as you!!! I think my mental state would benefit the MOST from some kind of sexual healing.

[katherinebathory]

TEXT 🎁 AMBRATE

Ambrose: My dearest sister, were you able to evacuate the festivities in time or do I owe you an apology gift?

Kate: YOU OWE ME SO BIG. But are you okay I kind of heard most of the fight you had before things got terrible.

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Text 🎁 Kathbrose

Ambrose: I'm sure it will. I wouldn't let anything that didn't work tarnish the event, after all.

Ambrose: You're my only surviving sister because of me, lest you forget. I love you deeply and always will, but these are the rules of the party, and you've known that longer than most people, so it isn't asking too much of you to comply. Besides, you're absolutely lovely. I have trouble thinking finding a date would be arduous for you.

Kate: I know! I know! I know!

Kate: How could I ever forget? I already have a date who is so gorgeous and so perfect I might actually be in love with her already, so it's FINE. But I feel like if anyone should be the exception to your rule, it should be me! I'm family!

[katherinebathory]

Text 🎁 Kathbrose

Ambrose: My point is we've painstakingly created an elegant and sophisticated, sexy and dark vibe that my beloved wife deserves, and if you have something antithetical to that, it might throw everything off, so I'd really think it through were I you.

Ambrose: Actually, have you even secured a date yet?

Kate: It'll work, trust me! 🙂

Kate: How come I HAVE to have a date? Is being your only surviving sister not ENOUGH for you???????