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Pan Yuliang - Nudes and Masks (1956)

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

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“oh you know him”

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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they are swimming around ur blog

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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

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The American Dream Mall is having a great deal of trouble paying back their debts. The equity partners will lose their money. If the situation continues to degrade, everyone else will likely get theirs back once the assets are stripped and auctioned off.

It’s massive. Entering it feels like driving into an airport except the airport has a water slide sticking out of its side and a Ferris wheel protruding from the roof. The vast majority of stores were closed. I visited with the business boyfriend and he exhibited increasing panic as we progressed through the mall. Why aren’t they open? This is peak shopping time. Look, no one is carrying bags. Very little of this is revenue generating. It’s a five billion dollar public park.

The sound of the American Dream Mall is a gaggle of children on a rotating coaster car screaming above your head while the sound system plays Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. We had to repeatedly dodge people driving around on motorized pandas.

The thing I found interesting was the interior design. We both agreed it was fairly well done. Why is it so shroomy? I liked the mirrored bull and the haunting empty hall culminating in an Angry Bird elevated above the shoppers like a god. I saw the longest couch I’ve seen in my life which was cool.

I found it profoundly disorienting. I’d think it’s disorienting on purpose to make you shop except almost all the stores were closed. Why are they closed? The business boyfriend says it’ll be half dark within a year but I’ve learned never to trust any prediction a businessman makes with great confidence.

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Bonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or 'the EU') (e) Greater London

Pub Trivia [Explained]

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[Cueball, holding a wireless microphone in one hand and a pencil and notebook in the other, reading from the notebook]: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions:

Which member of BTS has a birthday this year?

How many sides does a platonic solid have?

What is the smallest lake in the world?

Which Steven Spielberg movie features more shark attacks - Jaws (1975) or Lincoln (2012)?

How many planets were there originally?

What NFL player has scored the most points outside of a game?

The Wright brothers built the first airplane. Who built the last one?

Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two primes?

Not counting Canberra, what city is the capital of Australia?

Who played the drums?

[Caption below the panel]: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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realest thing i have seen in a while

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also here's a wild thing you might consider: mental illnesses are also disabilities. if they manifest at a young age, they're also going to impact your development.

autism is not a mental health problem. it's a developmental disability. you should probably at least google the symptoms of the disorder you supposedly have.

one may consider that developmental disabilities and mental health issues (long term) have quite a bit of overlap in terms of life impact

one may also consider kicking rocks or eating sand, since you're so fucking delightful

#kay talks a lot

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autism is not a mental health problem. it's a developmental disability. you should probably at least google the symptoms of the disorder you supposedly have.

one may consider that developmental disabilities and mental health issues (long term) have quite a bit of overlap in terms of life impact

one may also consider kicking rocks or eating sand, since you're so fucking delightful

#kay talks a lot #thnks fr th qstns #anon and on and on and on #didn't even make that post but sure come jump my ass about it #sorry my autism and my cptsd are inextricably linked and also shut up

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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sterth is deeply deeply depressed and anxzie can't go three days without having a breakdown over losing a pen. and they're best friends

#kay talks a lot #sterth #anxzie #do not remove his emotional support clown. or she will throw up

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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