kayliestream

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I'm so happy, now I don't have to deal with people opening the bathroom door on me anymore.

That’s fantastic. 

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I found out how to lock a door today.

#westbastarter

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He was outside my window one night, which I found weird considering I lived on the second floor of my house.

I’m sure you did, she was pretty fucking weird. Well did they ever find him?

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I used to have nightmares about that Penelope girl, she reminded me of a boy in my school that would play his gameboy during class. He went missing.

Not gonna lie, the Amanda Show was my shit. That show was hilarious. 

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#friends

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She used to be my favorite, she was so pretty in Easy A and I used to be obsessed with the Amanda Show.

That’s one way to look at her. As long as you’re only taking the positive things, go for it. 

[kayliestream]

I admire her because she doesn't let anything stop her from pursuing how she feels and doesn't let people bring her down.

That girl is a hot mess, but I guess you can look up to whoever you want. I’d advise you to stick to the earlier years, though. 

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That's true. Just look at Amanda Bynes, she's my inspiration.

Well you’re not going to get very far in life if you let people hold you back, are you?

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I love how you even put a positive spin on having haters, I admire that.

Go ahead, it’ll be the title of my autobiography one day. Or the tagline at least, it might be a bit wordy for the main title. Think about it this way, if people are trying to drag you down, it must mean that you’re above them. You can’t quote me on that one though, I think I heard that somewhere else.

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That's like a quote, I should get that tattooed somewhere! And that's true, if people are jealous then you're doing something that makes you more successful.

No problem. I don’t care really. I’d rather be known and hated on than ignored and forgotten. Anyway, most of the fuel for haters is jealousy anyway so if anything it should be taken as a good thing. 

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Well thank you. And if they talk about you, kick their ass, there's no reason for anyone to judge you because everyone has problems.

It’s really not that hard. [shrugs] Well I hope you get something anyway. As much as I’d love to give people another excuse to give people the chance to talk down to me because of things like that, I was actually planning on saving it to be honest.

[kayliestream]

Maybe you can teach me, so I won't be broke as a joke anymore. But honestly, I'll be perfectly content if I don't get anything, I know Santa brought presents to my house and I can see them when I return to home. Why don't we both go in the lounge and see if we can make tips?

I feel like I’m one of the only people who doesn’t have alcohol stashed around here. But I guess that’s because I don’t get my own and just take everyone else’s when they’re not paying attention. Maybe, but it would still suck if you didn’t get anything so it would be okay to not be happy about it. Well I might not turn down a chance to earn a couple extra bucks. 

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I have a bottle stashed around here somewhere of that, I just need to find it. And I'm just giving people the benefit of the doubt, it's only fair. Do I want you to? It might be entertaining and I would throw a couple bills at you.

Yeah, that one. [scoffs] You’re way too nice for your own good, Barbie. Does that mean you want me to drink it all on my own and turn into a wannabe stripper?

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Ooh, the cinnamon whiskey! I love that stuff, although after a bit it tends to make me turn into a wannabe stripper. [laughs] But I'm sure they will eventually, it's okay if they don't though, some people can't afford much. But no way, that is all yours.

Fireball whiskey. I’m sure they’ll get to it eventually, I think a lot of people are still waiting on theirs though so don’t give up hope just yet. But if they’re a dick and they don’t, you can share some of mine if you want.

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I know what you mean, money and giftcards are what I always like to see. Ooh, whiskey! What kind? My Secret Santa didn't get me anything, at least not yet.

Mainly money, I’m pretty picky about the things I like so I’d rather have that then end up with something stupid and have to pretend I appreciate it. My Secret Santa got me whisky though, so I was happy with that. Free booze is always a good thing. What about you?

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I'm still confused but if you say so...

Did you ever get anything from your family, Secret Santa, or friends?

If one day is twenty-four hours, two days are forty-eight hours. Thirty-one hours is less that. So he works for less than two days. Just think about it a little more.