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we’re living in the wrong fucking timeline we are Not being excellent to each other and partying on dudes

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keanu and alex auditioning for bill and ted while being hot

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Should we bring back burger bill?

#who remembers #bill and ted #burger bill

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I may be experiencing the autism

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They can say it.

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two dudes having a little snOOZE PART DEUX!!

I wasn’t planning on finishing this piece originally but it was going so well that I decided to :)

Original sketch here:

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ZZZ, DUDE!!

two resplendent little dudes conk OUT on a most supremely comfortable(and heinously grody)couch—these esteemed and melodious members of WYLD STALLYNS are going to be MOST RESTED in the morning!! excellent!!

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Bill and Ted are the most head empty trans guys and I’m here for it. They’re peak tboy swag. And ofc they’re t4t

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I love you Alex winter 💕❤️💕

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Ted 🎸

#low key forgot about how keanu was lliterally the blueprint

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They should check out bath and body works

bill and ted are at bath & body works! ted, would you prefer to smell like hy-drain-ja, or sack-ura?

#the way bill looks like hes taking a sniff

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I love you Alex winter 💕❤️💕

#transmasc bill

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Bill and Ted in New Jersey?

bill and ted are in new jersey!

#this is so fucking sick #and accurate #can confirm as a new jersey resident born and raised #thanking you for fulfilling my request

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never ever forget youre originas

#bill and ted #keanu reeves #alex winter #ted theodore logan #wtf was this honestly

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did a study of mr. winter

#awesome

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NEO: Ohhhh fuck! What the fuck? I’m not even supposed to BE here! I hope I don’t JACK OFF.

- The Matrix; Revolutions (2003)