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Well, this sure aged well didn't it?

Vince McMahon: I'm not sexist!

Also Vince McMahon: I just hate women and don't think they should wrestle.

#vince mcmahon #wwe #fuck you old man

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I literally wrote this in a way too long fic called Blood Moon...

Werewolf service top enthralled by a controlling vampire bottom because the vampire likes the taste of wild game

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i’m collecting these

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Bex doing the Natural Selection!!!

#wwe #becky lynch #charlynch #charlotte flair #When you love someone #You use their moves

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(Not saying Sasha doesn't deserve a bag but if I'm Charlotte, Becky, or Bayley and I stayed in the company and was loyal and Sasha comes back asking for/gets a bigger bag - I'm professionally offended)

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I love all the wrestling fanfic tropes. Like, for example, all the stables/tag teams share a hotel room. Or, the locker rooms’ showers are just to fuck. Everyone in the roster stays in the same hotel. The stables always carpool together. The huge boxes backstage are also to fuck.

I love all of them.

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Reblog to kill it faster

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Confirmed: Wrestlers fall into the same category of supernatural beings as Beetlejuice, Candlejack and Bloody Mary.

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So much of my butchness is centered around making trans femmes feel as much like spoiled lil princesses as I can. Baby girl idgaf if you're 6'4 and lanky or squat with broad shoulders I am picking you up bridal style and carrying you to bed, I am pulling out your chair for you, I am tellin you what a pretty lil thing you are, I am carrying your shit because I decided that's too heavy for you

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Just so we're all clear: The women won Survivor Series: War Games.

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Based

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So am I the only one wondering if Becky is gonna jump ship to Smackdown now? All of her storyline right now is with that roster and with Punk and Orton showing up on Raw tonight, WWE is basically saying that they don't have time for a women's division on Raw.

#wwe #becky lynch #monday night raw #friday night smackdown #predictions

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I know a thing or two about turning on a best friend. And there is a thin, thin, thin line between love and hate. But if we're going to war, there is only one person I want on our side.

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Ya know the whole point of the charlynch mastercut was so that I'd have a historical account of their relationship. And so that one day when they were fiends again I could see how far they've come

The mastercut is nowhere near finished. But I can't believe it's already "one day" 😂

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After the events of yesterday, I'm naming November 25th as Charlynch Day officially.

#wwe #becky lynch #charlynch #charlotte flair

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YOU'RE JUST COURTING?? YOU'RE DATING AGAIN?!?!

IS THIS FLIRTING?? WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW???

#wwe #becky lynch #charlynch #charlotte flair #survivor series #press conference

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