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ALICE IN BORDERLAND IS BACK FOR SEASON THREE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT LETS WRITE SOME SMUT

#WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

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i know it seems like i fell off the face of the earth but i'm working on that multichapter kyuma fic ok

#i'm trying really hard lol #jumbo sized mumbo jumbo

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usagi being like “i wanna climb a mountain with arisu” is so funny like. has she seen him. girl is gonna accidentally send her man back to the borderlands with that

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help i was looking through aib character's wikis and this is what it showed for mira's hobbies-

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not these anons discovering that open requests ❌🟰 written requests lmao what is wrong with y’all

like nobody has ever said no to you in your entire life? for real?

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i have returned. with my tits chopped off.

#heeyyyyy heyyyyyy. how y'all doing #jumbo sized mumbo jumbo

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guys quick heads up:

i have a surgery coming up (i'm fine! it's just a breast reduction). and so because of that the blog is gonna slow down a bit for a while (little over a month).

i'll be back tho, my brainrot abilities are nearly endless.

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i miss him (chishiya shuntaro)

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Crying and shitting and throwing up actually

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All the ways Kyuma's pp has been censored by other characters

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What other aib writers do you like/recommend? It's pretty hard to find people who have more than 1 or 2 fics

oh wow, that's a very big question. i understand, the fandom is pretty small and relatively new. but y'know. it's cozy and friendly lol. here are a few of the lovely blogs i really enjoy: @nessinborderland @hatterstan-shameblog @niragis-right-hand-rabbit @kinkyniragi @klaustozier @dracoscum . but i'm sure that if you browse the tag you'll find many more wonderful writers!

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Your writing is incredible and I have a lot of your works saved 💖 If you're still taking AiB requests, can you please make an enemies to lovers fic with Chishiya, like they have no choice but to partner up for a game despite hating each other then things begin to turn around for both of them? A lot of angsty fluff, that sort

I also hope you get to enjoy the holidays!

hi! i hope you enjoyed your holidays too! and thank you from the bottom of my heart for the support. i already did a very similar request to this one and you can find it here! i'm also planning a part 2 so stay tuned!

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hi !! could you possibly do a chishiya angst/fluff fic of his s/o (reader) in the borderlands being a citizen? and him finding out once the second stage begins? thank you !

i sure can! thank you for requesting and feedback is always welcome! i hope you enjoy, i liked how this one turned out.

a/n: it's pretty neutral, although i chose the Queen of Diamonds game. if you'd like me to change for the Jack of Diamonds, you let me know, it's just a quick adjustment.

Chishiya was a bit annoyed. He had been running all day since he got separated from the rest of the group, finding food and shelter. Maybe one or two things to make weapons. Eventually, of course, he deduced that the best way to avoid the King of Spades for now was to participate in games. And in the process, clear more face cards to be able to go back.

Diamonds. He saw the zeppelin of the Jack of Diamonds blow up, and he had cleared both the Jack of Hearts and the King of Diamonds. So this was the last diamonds game available, and Chishiya would play his specialties for as long as he could.

He faltered when he saw the building of the game. 'Sakurazaka University Hospital'. Where he was completing his residency.

He got a cellphone and waited. Not long after, him and other 3 players were notified by a robotic voice coming off of one of the TVs in the large waiting room. Players: Please meet the Queen of Diamonds in the laboratory.

Not even wasting time checking the map provided on his phone, Chishiya got there, being the first to walk in. He instantly shivered at the cold temperature, no longer being used to it. He approached one of the six tables. There were several diagrams of organs displayed, all connected to each other. From what he could see, they were fake, unlike the ones displayed in the walls. It was the research lab, Chishiya remembered staying late in that very room to study. Next to the diagrams, several vials of medicine and a large book on one of the tables. Catalog of substances and their effect on homeostasis. The other players gagged at the conserved organs in jars lining the walls but Chishiya was terribly intrigued and, if it wasn't inappropriate, he would even be happy. This was a game he could beat for sure, almost like it was made for him specifically. His breath hitched.

'If you could design a game, what would you do?', you said, giving him a quick peck on the cheek. Already a bit drunk from all the liquor available on the Beach.

'Hm... I don't know. I can't imagine myself planning a game. But it'd have to be something I'd be able to pass. Maybe a game in a hospital. That'd be right up my alley', he said.

'With organs and stuff?', you were looking up at him in a way that no one ever had, eyes a bit lidded and a gentle smile. It was making his heart race.

"Welcome, players", a voice Chishiya knew all too well echoed around the room and he lifted his head to see you walking from one of the several doors connected to the laboratory. You were there, in all your glory. You didn't wear your Beach clothes anymore, and although your eyes were cunning like a fox in a den of chickens, your smile was kind. Your eyes softened when you met his, and your smile grew for a fraction of a second. Chishiya knew what message you were trying to send. 'Hi again. I miss you. I'll explain everything, promise'. He didn't knew if he believed anymore. But he didn't have time to dwell on the bitterness of being abandoned yet again, because one of the screens lit up.

Game: Broken Homeostasis

Each player will be assigned a vital organ and several substances. Like in the human body, the vital organs are all connected to each other directly. On each round, it's mandatory that the players have to give some substance to their designated organ. The game objective is to keep your organ alive while destroying the others. Once in every round, the players will be able to consult the catalog of substances and their collateral damages. Good luck.

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The game was over sooner than later. Chishiya and her cleared the game in maybe five rounds. He could feel your eyes on him all the time, with the same kind of nervous energy you had when you were both on the Beach and had yet to talk. How could you be the mastermind behind all of this?

Chishiya got closer as the game ended. Still shaken up from the previous diamonds game he was in, he kept his eyes on you, avoiding looking at the other players that now were laying dead on the floor.

"Hi", you said. Chishiya wanted to smile at you. He was growing exponentially concerned after you vanished after the Beach fire. But he was also hurt. You lied to him, made him care about you and then vanished in the night. He felt abandoned, and above all, stupid for even feeling this way.

"Hello", he said, trying to sound cold but his voice was trembling.

"I'm sure you have a lot of questions for me. You can ask. Now that the game is over, I'll tell you anything. Truthfully, this time", you said. Although you actually never lied to Chishiya, you weren't going to deny him the right to feel cheated. In your several late night talks, you told him everything. Your previous life, your aspirations, your fears. The only thing you didn't tell him was that you had accepted Mira's offer. And if you had known you would meet him soon after, you would've told her to go fuck herself.

"Why me? You infiltrated the Beach to gather information. Shouldn't you have seduced Hatter? Or Aguni or Niragi or anyone else? I'm an executive member, sure. But why me specifically. You'd probably make a better match with Kuzuryu. You were both infiltrated, after all", he was harsh, spitting the words at you like he wanted you to feel them hitting your skin. He didn't actually hold a vendetta against Kuzuryu but you? He cared for you deeply and he was hurt. But he was still in pain when your eyes started to water.

"Chishiya...", tears were streaming quickly down your face like a dam had been broken. You quickly wiped them away and drew a deep breath, composing yourself. You weren't about to guilt trip him. "I deserved that. I didn't get close to you with ulterior motives. I'm human, just like you. Just like everyone here. I wouldn't have become a citizen if I knew I'd meet you. Leaving you back in the Beach was the hardest thing I ever had to do. That's why I did all of this. That's why I chose this place to have my game and why I had to pull the strings and designed specifically for us to win. Together. I meant everything I said to you. I love you and I can't live in a world where you don't exist. I'd kill this King of Spades with my bare hands if the rules of the citizens didn't apply to me. Please, you have to understand. You changed everything for me", you sobbed. "The stakes are higher than ever for me. I'll do anything in my power to keep you alive".

"Your game was about justice", he said. No longer his voice held the cutting edge, now low and soft. How he used to speak to you before. Your hands were trembling when he held them. You looked up at him, eyes red and leaking, a trembling bottom lip. You looked absolutely devastated. But your eyes were the same. You loved him. "About how... Individual people can ruin things for everyone. A perfect organism in balance. And if something goes wrong, and one thing dies... The others go too", he dropped one of your hands and pointed at one of the closest organ diagrams to you, a liver absolutely ruined by another player, who accidentally injected it with the wrong dosage of their medicine of choice. "You wanted to know if it's possible to stay alive... Good in a corrupted and crumbling organism. You think you're a failing organ", you dropped your head in shame. He could read you like a book, always could.

He quickly caught your chin with his hand, lifting your head up to meet your eyes. "You're not a failing organ. You're not a failure of a person. Not to me, anyway", he said.

"You're not one either. I knew that even if I hadn't tailored this game for you, you'd be able to do it flawlessly. And I'd lay down my life for yours. Gladly", he saw the determined look in your face, one that he knew too well. He knew you meant it. Cupping your cheek in his hand, he bent down his head to kiss you until you were both breathless, squeezing your hand in his tightly.

"That won't be necessary", he said, panting, his forehead against yours. Pulling back to give you one of those all-knowing looks of his. "We're getting out of here together".

#alice in borderland fic #aib x reader #alice in borderland imagine #chishiya x reader #shuntaro chishiya x reader #alice in borderland x reader

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gonna have to do another masterlist bc there's almost 30 links in it already

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The beast is called "tbh"

Thank you for putting that in quotes, or I would’ve read that as you casually unleashing a beast upon me.

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Hello!

May I please order one useless headcanon for last boss, please?

Thank you! :D

If Last Boss had simply fallen in with the right crowd, he would've been very excellent at knitting. He would've enjoyed the repetitive motions, plus it would have been an excellent way to communicate his love and appreciation for the people around him without using words.