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#for me it depends #i HAVE to have popcorn at the movies #but im having a pretzels moment rn

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No one cared who I was until I put on the strap

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i thought maybe recontextualizing faye as a woman in my mind would take a little work bc ive known her since we were 12 but honestly if anything im struggling to remember to he/him her when i'm talking to ppl being purposefully left out of the loop. it's funny bc she hasnt even started really transitioning yet but im just so eager to see her finally be herself. even when we were kids she always had this vibe that she was acting in a part someone else wrote for her. like i could tell even then that she was burying pieces of herself. i tell her all the time but i'm rly so proud of her

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watching my former employer shoot itself in the foot over and over again

#thats sad huh

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promise this isn't a taylor swift shade on motor op's part but i saw a tweet that was like "been thinking about it and folks seeking fame should stop at carly rae jepsen level. perfect fame. great concerts. loving fans. don't know anything about her personal life. no notes." and have been thinking about it... so interesting to consider especially since carly did experience memetic fame through call me maybe at one point but has gone on record about how while that was fun its not something she would want again, and she seems very happy with the life she lives and the work she puts out. as she should be!

sry for never answering this but yeah i'd personally never wanna be famous, but i think the CRJ angle is the best -- you have a solid, loyal fanbase who can keep you living comfortably as you pursue your passion, but never have to worry about paparazzi or millions of stans. she really hit the sweet spot even if ppl think she's a one-hit wonder

kylie minogue in america is a good example too. she's not nearly as big here as she is in the uk and australia but she sold out her vegas residency SO fast bc the fanbase she does have here is fiercely loyal (gay people)

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I also got Jazz because my library only stocks the same three Toni Morrison books I've already read

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bought a copy of lolita at the book shop and I got a discount and my total came to 16.66..... Humbert Humbert's demonic spirit begone

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wicked Sifl & Olly reference on your profile caption. ✨️

super cres

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transgender day of eating da spaghetti

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lmao

#MFA gets only one strike and brooklyn is an instant DQ????? GIMME A BREAK #also this would DQ ripe by sarah rose etter so i deem it irrelevant in my prestigious important opinion

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Anon me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.

Red - I love you.

Pink - I think you’re cute.

Blue - You’re amazing.

Rose - You’re pretty

Purple - You’re hot.

Violet - I would date you.

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Amber - I wish you would notice me.

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Beige - I don’t know you at all.

Yellow - I don’t like your blog.

Green - I don’t like you.

Olive - I think you are unattractive.

Brown - I hate you.

Grey - You scare me.

Black - Delete your tumblr

#sure

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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Please give me the best advice you have about trying marijuana for the first time. preferably with edibles, I don't wanna smoke anything

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idk what was in harry styles's pussy that had taylor writing those songs but I can tell you matty healy doesn't have it

#idk even the lover songs were fun. mostly

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#alexa get this shit out of my face. said with love

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sorry to be laterally transandrophobic but i find gottmik kind of unbearable

#she's cunty! make no mistake #but i dont think we could be friends