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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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i forgot to upload this here (again...)

#yes #sdv elliott

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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this too shall pass

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“three tickets to challengers please”

#oh you get it #zukki

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too cold to jack off

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me: 

#not to be a bad influence but i just lie like alot if you cant be bothered to read my resume and you need me to take a little quiz #i cant be bothered to tell the truth

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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

#they should just hire me i have some CHOICR FUCKINF WORDS TO HAVE WURH THE LIARS AT STEAM AND THE RESIDENT EVIL FUCKINF PEOPLE AGRHRGRHRGHRG

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

#and they should all have a terabyte of space minimum

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Reading dungeon meshi

#they are so shapely in this it tickles my fancy

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i need to dm a campaign within the next month or my kidney will explode

#yes

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Well damn i guess i gotta listen to mika

i said EVERYBODY’S gotta love today

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#im far too lazy to wash rice if thats whats gonna kill me it can just kill me

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Tea problems with Zuko

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#the next one has her tho so who the real winner tfff