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you arent a real gamer until you played this

#falling sand game #my beloved #its been 10000 years

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“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

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every morning i go out onto the farm and ring a gong at the perfect resonant frequency of one of my pigs, causing it to disassemble into perfectly cooked breakfast meats

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

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#I HATE ADHD AND ANXIETY I HATE ADHD AND ANXIETY I HATE ADHD AND ANXIETY #I want to do schoolwork but it feels like needles in my brain every time I sit down to do it #I spend hours playing games I don't enjoy because it's the only thing I can focus on #like what the fuck am i supposed to do #i do things that make me feel like shit because i'm overwhelmed and then i feel overwhelmed because i do things that make me feel like shit

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Me: wow three nat 1s in a row the odds of that are like one in eight-thousand

My determinist friend: actually the probability of it happening was one-hundred percent because it happened

#my fundamental problem in life basically boils down to this

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reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins

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1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

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I don't wanna work I just wanna cast spells and be a little whore is that too much to ask

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military