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Happy Star Wars Day!

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my aesthetic is gillian anderson completely forgetting all her lines in the first season of the x files

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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.

They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.

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The Rosetta Stone on the Deep Space Nine Promenade, written in English, Klingon, Vulcan, Ferengi, Bajoran and Cardassian

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Hi Dr. Tingle, have you ever considered writing a kids book? I think your combination of earnestness, whimsy, and a keen sense of the weird and wonderful would be a great combo for kids lit. Keep on being awesome!

yes i think it would be really nice to do a childrens book about a nice bigfoot or a space raptor but i would not want any buckaroos who were too young to accidentally stumble onto my other tinglers before that is appropriate.

solution i have come up with is that i could use a new pen name that is ALSO basically my name i already use maybe something like CHARLES T or something like that.

so yes i think i would like to do that someday i am just really dang busy at the moment but i think that would prove love and be very dang fun

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT I LOVE BENJAMIN SISKO!!! HE IS THE BEST CAPTAIN AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!

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I was listening to an interview that Alexander Siddig did with Trek Geeks and this man said that he stayed up so late playing video games in the 90’s, and was so tired all the time on set, that the producers staged an intervention and were like “We’re going to support you no matter what your answer is but: are you on drugs?”

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Laughing so hard at this facial expression like bro is trying to revel in his own misery and the federation has thrust a THERAPIST on his big necked self. He has gone like 50 years without talking about his daddy issues and ur rly gonna make him do it now??? He has baby clothes to sew. For vilixpran. Or whatever. Thats 100% just a spare piece of fabric. Hes not working on shit. Can you just let him pretend to work on shit? For the love of GOD? You’re gonna unearth the horrors now? He graduated from emotion bottling school in 300 AD. Does his degree mean nothing to you? Hes gripping that stupid little hand stitcher with the force his dad used to slam the closet door shut. More tension in his upper back than during the cold war. Shaking like a chihuahua in a purse. Just let him die. Fuck

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

#when I was in college #I had to drive 5 hours to get home #all through rural NY #I saw some great billboards #my mom and I made a game where we counted the churches and dollar generals #there were a lot

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“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

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hey you. indie creator. get rid of the corporate execs and the imaginary writers room in your brain. the cynical youtube reviewers and disney fans who want sanitized uwu gays probably are never even gonna be even slightly aware of your existence. write those unrelatable blorbos and those messy themes and that weirdly sexy violence. you have no one to answer to but yourself. give yourself what you want and maybe some day, some 3 random lesbians from the internet whose interests you have somehow exactly hit will look at your thing and think its pretty cool, and in the end thats all you ever needed

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Lovely goblin.

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