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Not to sound to Calvin-coded, but was anyone else vaguely disappointed as a child that your parents had food coloring stocked in their kitchen and yet continued to serve you home-cooked meals that were regularly colored?
Like, don't get me wrong mom, these mashed potatoes are perfectly tasty, but I bet they'd be just as tasty and significantly cooler if they were green.
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There was a lot wrong with the 80s, but we should bring back the trend where every fictional antagonist was a rich guy trying to make extra money by covering up health and safety related deaths.
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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“how to fix hip dips” “buccal fat removal” “how to appear more attractive to men” “divine feminine” “bbl” “how to fix smile lines” “how to get poreless skin”
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talking to my friend about their boyfriend who i hate: hmm it just seems like hes a little toxic :/
talking to anyone else about that friends boyfriend: we need to put that man in a saw trap
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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-"‘I don’t see what’s so hard about being a woman. At least, not as long as she’s got a man.’ - ‘That’s just it,’ said she. ‘Hasn’t it ever struck you that that’s a sort of humiliating necessity?’"
James Baldwin, Giovanni's Room
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“This is Nick. If you won’t maintain a healthy work-life balance, he’ll do it for you. 12/10“
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go executive branch go
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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