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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

#posts ft. rocket #mod swishy

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KRFCers BEWARE!!!!

Remember to STAY VIGILANT always!!! Rocket loves to prowl around public places, as spotted earlier today in the children's section of a bookstore

#kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #graystone secrets #krfc #mod swishy

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“When the approach is imminent, the tail goes up”

(via)

#rocket

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rb and put in tags how many ppl your tumblr icon has killed

#too many to count and more each day

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What is the KRFC?

The KRFC, also known as the Kill Rocket Fan Club, is an organization dedicated to bringing the notorious Rocket Graystone to justice, in any way possible.

The KRFC was founded in October 2019 in response to Rocket's first verified appearance, turning against his loving owners, the Graystones, and leading a series of increasingly bold crimes through the matriarch of the Graystone clan, threatening her children and personal information if she did not comply with his demands.

Since then, the KRFC and our allies have worked tirelessly to track down Rocket and make him account for his crimes, losing several dedicated members, such as our President, Ouisa Morales, in the process. Ouisa's loss and those of Rocket's other victims have only served to reassure the KRFC of our mission as we get closer to finding and defeating Rocket once and for all.

This blog contains resources for learning more about Rocket and the KRFC's role in the ongoing cathunt, as well as the efforts of our allies and adversaries. A great place to start would be listening to our audio play, The Story of Ouisa Morales, which showcases how we came to be, and is dedicated to our former leader, may she rest in peace.

#kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #graystone secrets #krfc #mod swishy #ouisa morales #rocket greystone #i use one spelling hafsah uses the other and at this point i have no clue which ones right #anyways this was just sitting done in the drafts so i thought id post

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Today while exploring Kennebunkport w/my best friend we stumbled upon this used book shop consisting of solely murder + horror + true crime novels. The owner is a woman in (I’m guessing) her early 60s. It’s located in the carriage house in her backyard and it’s sorted by type of horror and by country of origin. She explained to me that Scandinavian horror novels tend to be full of lots of gore + blood, while Russian authors focus more on mystery and classic horror themes. As you can see she even has, yes that’s right, a “Cat Crimes” section. Guys, I think I stepped into a time loop and met myself 30 years in the future. It was excellent, she was sweet and thankful. Highly recommend if you’re a horror buff and/or visiting Maine. Slightly creepy + cute + I am in love and surprised I only left with one book. 🥀

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What's So Bad About Rocket?

From what you heard, Rocket is just an innocent little cat. A fictional cat, even. In fact, you may have not heard about Rocket at all!

This is what he thrives on. Rocket is a notorious criminal, one who uses his appearance and “cute” demeanor to manipulate people into doing what he wants.

The facts are that Rocket has hurt a lot of people, a lot of children. He has an extensive list of crimes, and dozens of witnesses. But still he gets away.

Why, you may ask? Because there’s simply no way a cat could do any of that. Cats are sweet and cuddly! I promise, the criminal known as Rocket Graystone is neither. 

If you go near him, Rocket will attack you. Ask his former owner Emma. If you trust him, he’ll use you. Ask Emma’s mother.  And if you dare, for a second, get in his way, well then, you might just end up dead.

We at the KRFC know the risks, we've seen them firsthand, but we also know the truth. Ask yourself, which do you care about more: Justice, or giving the fuzzy wittle kitty a scratch on the back?

#Mod Swishy #rocket graystone #kill rocket fan club #krfc #this comes off as bitchy but its already written so like... #just going through posting the complete drafts don't mind me

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Only 1 cat could break the game and then get imposter 3 times in a row

#krfc #rocket graystone #kill rocket fan club #graystone secrets #no but it was crazy #among us #mod swishy

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hello! you can answer this whenever you want to, but do you believe that cats are ever truly malicious? they r very fluffy, so i'm pretty sure they just want love.

sometimes they can be evil but only in a queer-coded villain kind of way

#kill rocket fan club #rocket is a war criminal. do with that what you will #mod tom

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Here’s the link! Thank you for watching and make sure to let us know what you think of it- all feedback is appreciated!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TRzWPmU8LAS6oXlIstdmdU67OtUtjR6M/view?usp=sharing

Important Announcement!

“Where did the KRFC come from?”

We’ve been asked that question since founding, and never really answered it. We figured it wasn’t important, because focusing on the past can distract from the future. But with new details that have come to light, we’ve found thay this story can no longer be forgotten by history.

This Halloween, the Kill Rocket Fan Club presents The Story of Ouisa Morales!

Written by Vice President Hafsah, this audio show features a great many of our members as well as figures from our organization’s past that should be remembered.

Come hear for yourself where we came from and who we are on Saturday evening!

Cast:

Ouisa- @lasaraleen

Ember- K (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Snatalie, Hafsah- @storytravelled

Chester, Tom- @vacuum-fluorescent-display​

Emma- A (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Finn- Y (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Swishy- @broke-on-books

Stage directions- @i-am-the-market

Cover art by: @buddies-bros-homies-amigos

Edited by: @storytravelled

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Important Announcement!

“Where did the KRFC come from?”

We’ve been asked that question since founding, and never really answered it. We figured it wasn’t important, because focusing on the past can distract from the future. But with new details that have come to light, we’ve found thay this story can no longer be forgotten by history.

This Halloween, the Kill Rocket Fan Club presents The Story of Ouisa Morales!

Written by Vice President Hafsah, this audio show features a great many of our members as well as figures from our organization’s past that should be remembered.

Come hear for yourself where we came from and who we are on Saturday evening!

Cast:

Ouisa- @lasaraleen

Ember- K (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Snatalie, Hafsah- @storytravelled

Chester, Tom- @vacuum-fluorescent-display​

Emma- A (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Finn- Y (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Swishy- @broke-on-books

Stage directions- @i-am-the-market

Cover art by: @buddies-bros-homies-amigos

Edited by: @storytravelled

#graystone secrets #kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #krfc #mod hafsah

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cats are small so they can run very fast and thus commit more crimes per second than the average human

#Rocket

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Something’s coming...

#kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #graystone secrets #graystone secrets: the strangers #krfc #mod hafsah

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How Do I Know If a Cat is Rocket?

Rocket presents himself in many ways, and is essentially a master of disguise. He uses this to infiltrate the homes of various families without drawing suspicion, trying to keep the KRFC and other organizations like it off his tracks.

Rocket has been utilizing disguises for as long as the KRFC has been aware of him, as seen in the picture below. This is one of few confirmed photographs of Rocket, and the only one from his time with the Graystone family.

While staying with the Graystones, Rocket is seen with gray coloring, which we assume was from rolling in ash, likely a result of an arson.

At this time the KRFC believes Rocket's natural coloring to be a shade of orange, as we have witnessed in our close encounters with him, most notably his attempt on our Vice President's life. She describes his appearance at the event as “bright orange, with slightly messy fur and a stare that could destroy worlds if a single glance could kill”, even managing to take a photograph of Rocket fleeing the scene, as seen below.

While Orange and Gray may be the most common depictions of Rocket, he possesses the ability to change very quickly, usually by finding some sort of concealing substance (think 101 Dalmatians). This leaves him with many methods of disguise, in a wide range of colors. Luckily, we believe that Rocket does have some restrictions, as this makes him unable to don complicated patterns, at least without a human or equally adept accomplice.

So, dearest KRFC members and other justice-seeking citizens, be vigilant, question what you see, and keep your eyes open, for the fog of deciet may only be lifted by rational thought and action.

#kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #krfc #rocket #graystone secrets: the strangers #graystone secrets #margaret peterson haddix #ucdr #universal coalition for the death of rocket #mod swishy #mod hafsah #101 dalmatians

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Rocket Greystone WILL pay!

#you heard it here folks #kill rocket fan club #rocket graystone #mod swishy

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who keeps letting out this damn cat

Rocket is a devious mastermind, with countless resources and associates, not to mention sympathizers, all across the globe. He is hard to find and even harder to catch, with our previous attempts falling short because of this.

Simply put, he's a sneaky little bitch.

#gray-zelle #mod swishy #rocket graystone

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Rocket’s Crimes

Rocket has committed a number of serious criminal acts, and the KRFC is dedicated to recording them and reporting on them to make sure that the public is aware of just how dangerous and ruthless this cat is. As the Official Rocket Crime Reporter in this organization, it is my duty to release the offenses. The crimes that the KRFC are aware of are attached in the form of a list. 

Murdered Mr. Greystone

Blackmailed and kidnapped Mrs. Greystone and held her hostage, as well as hacked into her email

Attempted to recruit children into a cult

Multiple accounts of arson

Crashed a car into a school bus full of children

Intentionally caused allergic reactions

Attempted murder of four children

Child endangerment

Attempted arson

Committed fraud

Multiple accounts of traffic law violations

Bit a person

Trespassed

Murder 1st through 3rd degree

Vandalism

Kidnapped three children

Attempted murder of Mod Hafsah as well as Cptn. Stabby (the space roomba)

Committed multiple war crimes, including but not limited to the taking of a hostage (Mrs. Greystone), targeting civilians (the children whose murder was attempted), and plunder of a private property (the Greystone home).

Killed Cptn. Stabby’s space roomba family

Burned Ink the snake

#Mod Tom #Crime list #murder// #kidnapping// #arson// #child harm//