kuroimarzipan

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I handle you some Jubilost Narthropple, have a nice day

#pfkm #jubes my friend jubes

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

#me this year honestly

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

#so true

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Kathleen Jennings

#the aesthetic

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you ever see a poll and just Know that a character lost purely because their source material is less well known than the winning character's

#that one poll where nenio lost to gale #for who is the bigger infodumper. cmon.

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Bonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or 'the EU') (e) Greater London

Pub Trivia [Explained]

Transcript

[Cueball, holding a wireless microphone in one hand and a pencil and notebook in the other, reading from the notebook]: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions:

Which member of BTS has a birthday this year?

How many sides does a platonic solid have?

What is the smallest lake in the world?

Which Steven Spielberg movie features more shark attacks - Jaws (1975) or Lincoln (2012)?

How many planets were there originally?

What NFL player has scored the most points outside of a game?

The Wright brothers built the first airplane. Who built the last one?

Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two primes?

Not counting Canberra, what city is the capital of Australia?

Who played the drums?

[Caption below the panel]: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.

#canberra mentioned!!!!

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now its time to bring the haterism

if you think multiple are bad vote for the one you hate the most <3

#bg3 is objectively not that bad i just didnt enjoy it #skyrim sucks but its good #me2 was like the midpoint of game and story quality for the series #look. im a dragon age hater. and i say this having spent a lot of brainspace on that series #i say that owning a lot of dragon age shit #im a dragon age hater #ive never had a more miserable time in fandom #and the gameplay for dao just wasnt that great #even if the dialogue options and such was better than the rest of the series

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#sebastian. the whale washing dolphin #im sorry.

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I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW

#there are so many talking skeletons in my pf campaign

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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‘daggerfall’ ‘hammerfell’ ‘vvardenfell’,.,,,, why do you keep dropping shit………..

#tes

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finally finished my rogue trader's portrait.... pieces that fought with me every single step of the way lmfao its not even in the right style but i needed to finish it and move on. anyway this is selais von valancius shes a voidborn noble, officer and iconoclast. she likes to study people and is excessively conceited. jae is her sugar baby

#morning reblog

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#dunmeshi #asking the hard hitting questions

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finally finished my rogue trader's portrait.... pieces that fought with me every single step of the way lmfao its not even in the right style but i needed to finish it and move on. anyway this is selais von valancius shes a voidborn noble, officer and iconoclast. she likes to study people and is excessively conceited. jae is her sugar baby

#rogue trader #von valancius #selais #my art #jae's romance has been really fucking hilarious so far shes literally your sugar baby. #ive been having such a fun time with this game honestly #its some of the best combat in a turn based rpg ive seen #the ship combat otoh..... ive been avoiding it.......

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Blood Red gown by Linda Friesen

#fashion

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#well id have peking duk #and genesis owusu #and....... hrm. #ill get back to u idk who else is there