*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
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I’M GOING NORT
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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the eeriest thing about being present for an eclipse is the way that birds literally start singing their evening song in the middle of the day, and go completely silent during the event. i kind of get why people used to think it was some kind of celestial horror show now to be honest.
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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If you know you know.
... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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Nobody quote me on this but I SWEAR a local news station talked about the protest and they talked about Jewish students feeling uncomfortable but the student they showed said it was fine as long as it didn't escalate? I'll update this post and make another if I find it I'm just posting this so I can remember the week it happened.
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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So, I just read that General Hospital and NAC couldn't reach an agreement, thus NAC not returning...
I know damn well this is all your fault General Hospital. Don't be trying to blame NAC!
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