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WHY IS THIS ALICE?

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"Listen to this song, it's good!" is my code word for "Here, have a piece of me. I hope you understand the kind of person I am after listening to this. And I hope you adore me enough to listen to this song together, 10 years later."

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gotta love how sam, celia and alice are like “oh no a love triangle! workplace drama this is so awkward hehe” meanwhile miss gwendolyn bouchard is seconds away from having a full-blown mental breakdown over unknowingly aiding a sentient clown mascot in mass murder

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this is so much funnier to think back on whilst listening to the magnus protocol.

i mean he’s not *technically* wrong-

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taylor swift really gave us a mental break down and then said double it and give it to the next everyone

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Alice: idk man it just feels like something is following me and I've been having weird dreams

Chester: how would you kids like a case about getting chased by an unknown entity that also appears your dreams

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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#but like #just bearly tho #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY

IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

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I just watched a video that revealed teenage baseball pitchers are getting elective arm surgery to "get it out of the way" so they have a better chance of getting drafted and having an MLB career.

I don't ever want to hear about the 200 or so 17 year olds getting top surgery every year while sportsball parents are making their kids get arm surgery so they can pitch a little better.

Apparently it is child abuse to help your kid drastically improve their mental health and relieve severe dysphoria but if mommy wants a McMansion from her son's pitching arm, surgery is perfectly fine.

I'd also be grateful if I could never hear a conservative talking head say "perfectly healthy breasts" again.

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This is a woman who probably regrets her promotion

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Kabru thinks he's playing 5D chess but Laios and Falin are cooking and eating the pieces

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Mr. Bonzo is on his way!

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the magnus protocol april fools really said “pov ur nigel dickerson”

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so insane how some pieces of media have changed me irreversibly. tma has done permanent damage to my mind body and soul that i dont think anything else could ever rival.