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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

#reposting again cuz im desperate #gonna sleep now #please boop me

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idk if Tumblr will keep the boops going after today, but through the power of discord emoji, you can boop your friends in a server. or idk, paste them in someone's askbox.

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boop fools

so at first i thought there was an actual BOOP button you had to turn on

then i thought it was an april fools joke that everyone was SAYING there is a boop button to turn on and that was the silly game. just buds trotting around telling you to turn on a boop meter that isnt there.

so i posted that i turned it on as a silly way even though there is no boop button turn on

but now i think there might actually be a boop button

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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

#please boop me #i really want 1000 #im so tired #i cant stay up

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cunk on gallifrey

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Since OFMD let us down, sometimes I imagine this is Izzy instead of Cliff.

Just think how much conflict could have been avoided if Izzy had just been getting laid on the reg during season 1. 😔

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Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

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"all ships need to be healthy and sane" folks when i tell them i want batman and joker to fuck nasty in the arkham parking lot.

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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

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a little AU thing

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After Ed leaves to be a fisherman Stede is depressed and horny at the same time

He wants to have sex so badly but can’t make himself to approach anyone

That was a mistake - haunts him

It goes like this for a while until one day Izzy is so done with it - “go and fuck someone already Bonnet, you being miserable affects the whole crew”

They fight a bit cause Izzy isn’t aware of the whole “mistake”situation

When he finally figures it out he volunteers to restore Stede’s confidence himself

“I don’t do charity sex Bonnet don’t you worry”

“If I fuck you it’s because I want to”

“There is no fucking way I’m gonna regret it any time ever”

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yeah yeah Izzy on his knees is sexy and all but also he's on his knees because he's convinced that he's not worthy of acting like a person, and this way he's always looking up at the men he loves, and they're never looking back because why would you look at the dog at your feet? the only time you look is when it bites. he's on his knees because his god is love, and he worships it, and it's always distant, love doesn't hear your prayers from the floor, and he is never going to understand how to love someone how they want him to so he'd rather stay like this, thanks, he'd rather get what he deserves and take whatever scraps fall at his feet because he's not worthy of looking his captains in the eyes so he will stare up at them forever and pretend it doesn't bother him that they don't look back

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