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[lao-huangs-bitch]

Can my commission client please DM my alt

If you're my client I hope you see this, please send a message to @nightmares-for-a-french . I don't know what's going on but I'm in Tumblr Jail of some kind and none of my DMs seem to be going through on this account

#this is the most Webbed Site to Ever #this happened to a few people i know too but i thought it happened to them for Policy Violation #Tumblr i am CLEAN i swear #i don't want to tag them incase they're concerned about Privacy

[lao-huangs-bitch]

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

[lao-huangs-bitch]

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.

#HELP ME THEY'RE STILL KISSING

[lao-huangs-bitch]

Douglaos My Beloved.

#i made these lines AGES ago #but they were Too Good to not present #so I just. scrambled to make it look decent #no there is no LHB Produced Doujin i just found I really like making these pages #xenoblade x #lao huang #xcx lao #xenoblade x lao #xcx lao huang #xcx doug #doug barrett

[lao-huangs-bitch]

Bank Acc went into Overdraft after horribly timed Car Insurance, taking 1 Half Body Full Shade for 70USD and it'll be done by the end of tomorrow as long as you're quick to reply, or 60USD if you give me Full Reign and I'll get it done even faster

I dont like taking comms but I don't like having Negative Money more

[lao-huangs-bitch]

DEAREST FATHER IN HEAVEN, THESE UNHOLY FEMALES WERE NOT CREATED IN YOUR IMAGE 🛐🛐🛐

Extra Version + Zoom of the Good Part tm:

#FINALLY made a Douglas Pic #im so sorry I've been so Neglectful of my boy #xcx #xenoblade x #xenoblade chronicles x #xenoblade #xcx doug #doug barrett #i bet he's texting Lao #Douglas drop the OF link

[lao-huangs-bitch]

Stolen meme but I haven't seen it here and it said Repost so its okay

#i am also Blowing in December #xcx #xenoblade x #xenoblade chronicles x

[lao-huangs-bitch]

I've changed my Mind I'm not acknowledging that my Ship isn't Canon anymore, I own them actually and I'm gonna say it's as Canon as I like

Die hard Canon Truthers can stop Stroking their Dicks every time I discredit the legitimacy of how I play with my Ken Dolls, that they didn't even like to Begin With

#i get SOOOO TIRED of going #''Yes i know they're not Canon im just having fun haha'' #Like yall will only let me have my Fun if i Repeat that 9 Times #yall aren't even here for it anyways why does it matter to you #i stg these people Get Off at hearing shippers Repeatedly Acknowledge that they don't think it's Canon #and for the record I am very Understanding of Canon vs Headcanon #but I got Sick and Tired of yall sounding like Horndogs with a Praise Kink CONSTANTLY Enforcing that it's Not Canon and making me say it #so Congrats. You Played Yourself. #fandom problems #also this isn't a Twitter Moment where I'm making up a guy and getting Angry about him #this is about my Brother who used to go ON about 'Well you know they're Not Canon' when all i did was get a Poster #like he sees my Phone Wallpaper and Rolls His Eyes and makes Cracks about my Wall Art #how about you Leave Me Alone #i don't even talk to him btw #like i Avoid Him bc hes a cunt and a Pompous Ass #he just makes Unwarranted Comments and used to Pester Me abt Acknowledging that my Ship Isn't Canon #so from now on they're Canon and he can go Fuck Himself

[lao-huangs-bitch]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

#EXACTLY #so glad someone Explained it

[lao-huangs-bitch]

ITS THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE ESTABLISHMENT OF HUANGISM 🎉🎉🎉

HELLO EVERYBODY, I HAVE A STORY TO SHARE

THIS IS MY RELIGION, SIR

#I've been told by Many people that this is truly the Highlight of my career #and I agree. this is my Real Magnum Opus. #no Drawing I make can top this Work of Art.

[lao-huangs-bitch]

And here's the last commission from my last batch~ I am so unbelievably blessed that I got to draw so much Xenoblade for my comms aaaaaaa Thank you my beloved @lao-huangs-bitch for letting me draw the man once again and for also letting me draw him with wings specifically <3

#MY BABYYYYYY #look at how they Massacred my Boy <3 [Lovingly] #i love him when he Suffers #anyways THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE HIM HE LOOKS SO GOOD #W I N G S #gotta make sure we get some Chimera Love. i feel like he's such Untapped Potential. #i love all the lil details you did on the Arm but ik we were talking abt that lol #i love him so much he's so good and i love him and i love You #Lao can be Bird Man too #xenoblade chronicles x #xenoblade x #xcx #lao xenoblade #lao huang #xcx lao #xcx Lao Huang #xenoblade x Lao #i am enjoying his Suffering so much #also lol i got Note 31 lol #(Lao is 31. I'm insane) #i love how we've hit a point too where No One is tagging this as a Spoiler #we've moved on #ANYWAYS he looks Amazing and i love him ×24764 and Thank You #his HAIIIIRRRRRRR #so Flowy

[lao-huangs-bitch]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

#truly

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Just Homie Things under the cut. Totally normal Homie Things.

Just Bros Bein' Bros!!!

#i wonder if this will get pulled #staff they are Male Presenting #xcx #xenoblade x #lao huang #xcx lao #xenoblade chronicles x #xenoblade x lao #xcx lao huang #xcx doug #doug barrett

[lao-huangs-bitch]

i love people with favorite characters who barely have any content. i hope you feast well on your three comically tiny bread crumbs tonight

#thank you #i will

[lao-huangs-bitch]

New acrylic drop~ so cronchy

#my friend sent me this link omg #not a Lin fan but i would get the Clips if they would stay in my damn hair #sadly my hair doesn't like Bobby Pins they need to be like Clamps. too Thick. #anyways ordered both the Keychain and Necklace so i can have one to keep in my car over my mirror with my Lao charm 👍

[lao-huangs-bitch]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS

As a Certified Goth I become especially Powerful in October and I'm hoping to draw these Sluts in their Costumes at least a couple more times.

(As always: we must remind Staff that they are Male Presenting)

#bump bc look at them #xcx #xenoblade x #lao huang #xenoblade chronicles x #xcx lao #xenoblade x lao #xenoblade #xcx lao huang #xcx doug #doug barrett

[lao-huangs-bitch]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS

As a Certified Goth I become especially Powerful in October and I'm hoping to draw these Sluts in their Costumes at least a couple more times.

(As always: we must remind Staff that they are Male Presenting)

#that time again where i chase Lao with a Claires Piercing Clamp demanding he let me have his Nipples #xcx #xenoblade x #lao huang #xcx lao #xenoblade chronicles x #xenoblade x lao #xenoblade #xcx lao huang #xcx doug #doug barrett #its way too early to Post but I'm also realizing it doesn't matter anymore #post too early post too late post during ''Prime Time'' #I'm gonna get 3 likes either way