evil catalog of ships where you only list the ships that DIDN'T go to troy
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join my cause. change your form into a new body.
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Interview with the Vampire style audio of Tristia. Interview with the Ovid.
There is no explanation as to why or how he's alive (is he) and no matter the interviewer's attempts to interrupt he just keeps going.
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can i offer you a nice roman mosaic plate of mushrooms in this trying time
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Emperor Augustus' morality laws, or as I like to put it, thot control
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ovid! the musical
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could you draw the ovid in a jar you mentioned a few weeks ago????
containment procedures
send me a ✍ and a character and I'll draw the character horribly on MS paint.
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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
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interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?
me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has
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Mr Naso,
Esteemed bastard supreme,
I’ve asked before and you answered, but I’ve had a really awful week again and I feel very small and unimportant. Do you have any nice news or insights or facts to cheer me up? Or even a silly compliment?
Lots of love and hope you have a nice day!
no matter how small you feel, no matter how unimportant you think you are, there is always, always going to be someone out there who would exile you with absolutely no hesitation to cover up the fact they are intimidated by your charm and raw sex appeal. never forget that
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Im an esteemed scholar (Just opened my laptop)
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wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know
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modern day alcibiades outfit concept
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Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to do work
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